# The Feud: You Don't Know Jack (or Jackson) by notfrommensa \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 28, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829 "2009-12-28T20:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/1 "2009-12-28T20:29:47Z")
**Object of the game:** Give the most popular answer for each category. **Rules:** 1. **No reading the thread before answering.** This is on the honor system. 2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below). 3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players. 4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire. 5. The game will end with 50 entrants, or when I get time to score it. 6. There is no Rule 6. 7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: None **Formatting rules:** To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make you post look exactly like this: 1. answer 2. answer 3. answer 4. answer No double spacing, no smilies, no “list” function, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST! If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED. **Scoring:** With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points. Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches) Good luck! If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can. **Read the rules! Special Rules for this particular Feud: None** 1. Name a historical person with the name “Jack” or “Jackson.” (first and last names required) 2. Name an athlete named with the name “Jack” or “Jackson.” (first and last names required) 3. Name a relative of Michael Jackson. (first name only) 4. Name a non-athlete celebrity with the name “Jack” or “Jackson” that is not Michael Jackson or one of his relatives. (first and last names required) 5. Name a famous “Jackie.” (first and last names required) 6. Name a famous “Jack” from a children’s story or nursery rhymes. 7. Name a city (and its state) containing the letters “Jack.” 8. Name something in the trunk of car besides a jack (or a spare tire.) 9. What’s another name for a person who is acting like a jackass. 10. Name another slang expression for “Jacking Off.” ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/2 "2009-12-28T20:34:07Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Bo Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholason 5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis 6. Jack & the beanstalk 7. Jackson, Mississippi 8. blanket 9. asshole 10. whack off ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/3 "2009-12-28T20:34:36Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Jack Nicklaus 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Gleason 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson, MS 8. Tools 9. Jerk 10. Jerk off ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/4 "2009-12-28T20:36:20Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Jack Nicklaus 3. Janet 4. Jack Black 5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis 6. Jack Sprat 7. Jacksonville, FL 8. Groceries 9. Jerk 10. Wanking 11. Hoping people stay with similarly-sounding words On edit: 4. Doh! Jack Nicholson! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/5 "2009-12-28T20:37:55Z")
1. Jack Kennedy 2. Jack Nicklaus 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Kennedy 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson, Mississippi 8. tools 9. Moron 10. Jerking Off ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/6 "2009-12-28T20:46:46Z")
1. Jack the Ripper 2. Bo Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jac(kie)queline Kennedy Onassis 6. Jack (& Jill) 7. Jacksonville, Florida 8. Emergency gas can 9. Douchebag 10. Whacking it/off ETA: Surprisingly fun feud! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/7 "2009-12-28T20:51:59Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Jack Roosevelt Robinson 3. Janet 4. Jesse Jackson 5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis 6. The _Jack and the Beanstalk_ protagonist 7. Jacksonville, Florida 8. Luggage 9. Asshole 10. Jerking off 11. better known as “Jackie” 12. if I weren’t going for the points, I’d have said “waxing the bishop” or “buttering your bialy” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/8 "2009-12-28T21:01:59Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Jackie Robinson 3. Janet 4. Jack Black 5. Jackie Robinson 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson, Mississippi 8. Tool kit 9. Jerk 10. Jerking off ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/9 "2009-12-28T21:04:48Z")
1. Michael Jackson 2. Bo Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Robinson 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson, MS 8. Tire iron 9. Asshole 10. Wanking ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/10 "2009-12-28T21:15:27Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Bo Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Robinson 6. Jack (from Jack and the Beanstalk) 7. Jackson, Mississippi 8. Jumper cables 9. Douchebag 10. Choking the chicken ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/11 "2009-12-28T21:17:20Z")
1. President Andrew Jackson 2. Jack Nicklaus 3. Janet 4. Jackson Browne 5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jacksonville FL 8. road flares 9. asshole 10. jerking off ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/12 "2009-12-28T21:24:42Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Bo Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Robinson 6. Jack, of _And The Beanstalk_ fame 7. Jackson, Miss. 8. Tools 9. Asshole 10. Jerking Off 11. Or “Miss Jackson”, as I’ve been instructed to call her. ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/13 "2009-12-28T21:26:58Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Jack Nicklaus 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jacksonville, FL 8. jumper cables 9. Douche Bag 10. Spanking the Monkey ---
**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/14 "2009-12-28T21:32:35Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Jack Nicklaus 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Kennedy 6. Jack (and Jill) 7. Jacksonville, Florida 8. Tools 9. Asshole 10. Wank ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/15 "2009-12-28T21:41:26Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Bo Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Robinson 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson MS 8. Jumper cables\* 9. Jerk 10. Jerking off Hmm, for #2 I probably should have gone with Jack Nicholson but Bo really jumped to mind first. For #8 I had “dead body” first but then changed it. ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/16 "2009-12-28T21:43:55Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Jackie Robinson 3. Tito 4. Jack Nicolson 5. Jackie Robinson 6. Jack & Jill 7. Jackson, MS 8. Human 9. Asshole 10. Spankin’ It ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/17 "2009-12-28T22:13:11Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Jack Johnson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson, Mississippi 8. gas can 9. douchebag 10. spanking the monkey Fun feud! ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/18 "2009-12-28T22:20:40Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Reggie Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Gleason 6. Jack from “Jack & the Beanstock” 7. Jacksonville, FL 8. Tire iron 9. Putz 10. Wanking ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/19 "2009-12-28T22:32:38Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Reggie Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jackson Browne 5. Jackie Mason 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson, Mississippi 8. Bottles of Motor Oil 9. Idiot 10. Wanking off ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/20 "2009-12-28T22:32:46Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Reggie Jackson 3. Janet 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis 6. Jack And The Beanstalk 7. Jacksonville, Florida 8. Jumper Cables 9. Asshole 10. Jerk Off [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829.md?page=2)