# The Feud: You Don't Know Jack (or Jackson) by notfrommensa \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 28, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829 "2009-12-28T20:29:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/21 "2009-12-28T22:34:07Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Bo Jackson
3. Janet
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jacksonville, Florida
8. blanket
9. asshole
10. whacking off

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/22 "2009-12-28T22:55:58Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Reggie Jackson
3. Janet
4. Jesse Jackson
5. Jackie Robinson
6. Jack be nimble
7. Jacksonville, FL
8. Roadside flare
9. Nincompoop
10. Wanking

ETA: Man, the list of Doper names I was tempted to answer for #9 was SOOOO long! 😃

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**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/23 "2009-12-28T23:01:06Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Jackie Robinson
3. Tito
4. Jack Black
5. Jackie O
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jackson, Mississippi
8. Emergency kit
9. Jerk
10. Beating off

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**Author:** ![Martha\_Medea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@Martha\_Medea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martha_Medea)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/24 "2009-12-28T23:02:01Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Jack Nicklaus
3. Janet
4. Jesse Jackson
5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
6. Jack and Jill
7. Jackson, Mississippi
8. Coolant
9. Jerk
10. Jerking off

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/25 "2009-12-28T23:08:16Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> 1. Or “Miss Jackson”, as I’ve been instructed to call her.

Only if you’re nasty.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/26 "2009-12-28T23:11:10Z")

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1. Stonewall Jackson
2. Reggie Jackson
3. Janet
4. Jack Kerouac
5. Jackie Robinson
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jackson, Mississippi
8. tools
9. dick
10. Choking the chicken

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/27 "2009-12-28T23:11:30Z")

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Nobody knows Bo. ☹ Or Jack the Ripper.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/28 "2009-12-28T23:15:18Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Jack Nicklaus
3. Janet Jackson
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
6. Jack Be Nimble
7. Jackson MS
8. Jerry Can
9. Jerk
10. Jerk Off

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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/29 "2009-12-28T23:15:48Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Bo Jackson
3. Janet Jackson
4. Jack Johnson
5. Jackie Kennedy
6. Jack (from Jack n Jill)
7. Jacksonville, FL
8. Lugwrench
9. douchebag
10. choking the chicken

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/30 "2009-12-29T00:32:23Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Bo Jackson
3. Tito
4. Joe Jackson
5. Jackie Onassis
6. Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jackson, Mississippi
8. Dead hooker
9. douchebag
10. jerking off

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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/31 "2009-12-29T00:59:21Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Bo Jackson
3. Janet
4. Jack Black
5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
6. Jack & The Beanstalk
7. Jacksonville, Florida
8. Blanket
9. jerk
10. jerking off

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/32 "2009-12-29T01:11:29Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Reggie Jackson
3. Janet
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Jackie Onassis
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jacksonville, FLA
8. Jumper cables
9. Asshat
10. Jerking off

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**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/33 "2009-12-29T02:59:31Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Bo Jackson
3. Janet
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Jackie Kennedy
6. Jack Sprat
7. Jackson Mississippi
8. ice scraper
9. dickhead
10. playing the skin flute

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/34 "2009-12-29T03:03:30Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Jack Nicklaus
3. Janet
4. Jackson Pollack
5. Jackie Kennedy Onnassis
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jacksonville, KY
8. Salt
9. Asshole
10. Jerking off

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/35 "2009-12-29T03:24:28Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Jack Nicklaus
3. Janet
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Jackie Kennedy
6. Jack and the beanstalk
7. Jackson, Mississippi
8. gasoline jerry can
9. Asshole
10. Wanking

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/36 "2009-12-29T03:34:16Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Jack Nicklaus
3. Janet
4. Jackson Pollock
5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jackson Mississippi
8. Jumper cables
9. Asshole
10. Jerking off

ETA: Thank god I didn’t go with my first impulse for #4, Tito.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/37 "2009-12-29T04:05:45Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Bo Jackson
3. Janet
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Jackie Onassis
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jackson, MS
8. Jumper cables
9. Asshole
10. Jerking Off

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/38 "2009-12-29T04:41:09Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Bo Jackson
3. Janet
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Jackie Kennedy
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jacksonville, FL
8. jumper cables
9. jerk
10. jerking off

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/39 "2009-12-29T04:51:42Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Jackie Robinson
3. Janet
4. Jack White
5. Jackie Kennedy
6. Jack and the Beanstalk
7. Jacksonville, Florida
8. A dead hooker
9. Asshole
10. Whacking off

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/40 "2009-12-29T04:57:13Z")

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1. Andrew Jackson
2. Bo Jackson
3. Jermaine  
4.Alan Jackson
4. Jackie Onassis
5. Jack And The Beanstalk
6. Jackson, MS
7. Flares
8. Idiot
9. Spanking the monkey

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