# The Feud: You Don't Know Jack (or Jackson) by notfrommensa \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 28, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829 "2009-12-28T20:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/61 "2009-12-30T05:41:58Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > There’s a Jackson, Ky. That’s probably what I was thinking of. _shrug_ Your yankee geography isn’t my strong suit. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/62 "2009-12-30T05:45:29Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Bo Jackson 3. Tito 4. Jack Black 5. Jackie Onassis 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson Hole, WY 8. Jumper cables 9. Asshole 10. Jerking off ETA: On review it looks like a lot of doper’s first impulse for #8 was “dead body”. Mine too, but I was going for the points. I wonder how many points we would have gotten had we all stuck with “dead body”. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/63 "2009-12-30T09:07:06Z")
1. Andrew Jackson 2. Reggie Jackson 3. Janet Jackson 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Jackie Kennedy O’Nassis 6. Jack and the Beanstalk 7. Jackson, Mississippi 8. jumper cables 9. idiot 10. choking the chicken ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/64 "2009-12-30T14:48:51Z")
I think **ArchiveGuy** is #49 – yay, I love a nice brisk game. Excellent theme, **notfrommensa**! ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/65 "2009-12-30T15:24:13Z")
I’m too late for this Feud, but I want to vote for Jackson, Miss. anyway! I’ve never been there, but with Johnny Cash singing “Yeah, I’m going to Jackson” in his husky baritone, and June Carter’s sultry answer “Go comb your hair!”, who could pick any other Jackson? 🙂 😃 > [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > I have lived my whole life in Kentucky and never heard of Jacksonville. Now I see it’s a little wide place in the road in Shelby County, which is about 25 miles from where I grew up. My great great great great great grandmother rafted down the Ohio River to settle in Shelby County … though I’ve never been there either. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/66 "2009-12-30T15:43:22Z")
I think you can be #50 if you hurry, **septimus**! **Tengu** , I can’t remember: where are you from? I’m not called a Yankee very often. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/67 "2009-12-30T15:54:01Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > I think you can be #50 if you hurry, **septimus** But I’ve already been looking at the answers! I think I’d first need a lobotomy to compete ethically, and I _don’t_ think my insurance would cover it! I’ll try to catch the next Feud. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/68 "2009-12-30T15:54:29Z")
1. Micheal Jackson 2. Reggie Jackson 3. Tito 4. Jackson Polluck 5. Jackie Kennedy 6. Jack Sprat 7. Jackson Hole, Wyoming 8. Body 9. Asshole 10. Tossing off ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/69 "2009-12-30T16:06:43Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > But I’ve already been looking at the answers! I think I’d first need a lobotomy to compete ethically, and I _don’t_ think my insurance would cover it! > > I’ll try to catch the next Feud. 🙂 By my count, that’s 50. I’ll mark the game closed. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/70 "2009-12-30T16:08:29Z")
And We got 50, mods (and **Rebo the Great** ) notified to close the the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/71 "2009-12-30T19:04:48Z")
1. Name a historical person with the name “Jack” or “Jackson.” (first and last names required) **1. Andrew Jackson 44** 2. Michael Jackson 2 3. Stonewall Jackson 2 4. Jack Kennedy 1 5. Jack the Ripper 1 6. Name an athlete named with the name “Jack” or “Jackson.” (first and last names required) **2. Bo Jackson 18** 7. Jack Nicklaus 13 8. Reggie Jackson 11 9. Jackie Robinson 5 10. Jack Dempsey 2 11. Jack Johnson 1 12. Name a relative of Michael Jackson. (first name only) **3. Janet 41** 13. Tito 7 14. Jermaine 1 15. Latoya 1 16. Name a non-athlete celebrity with the name “Jack” or “Jackson” that is not Michael Jackson or one of his relatives. (first and last names required) **4. Jack Nicholson 25** 17. Jack Black 6 18. Jesse Jackson 4 19. Jackson Browne 3 20. Jackson Pollock 3 21. Jack Johnson 2 22. Samuel L. Jackson 2 23. Alan Jackson 1 24. Jack Kerouac 1 25. Jack Webb 1 26. Jack White 1 27. Joe Jackson 1 28. Name a famous “Jackie.” (first and last names required) **5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis 37** 29. Jackie Robinson 10 30. Jackie Gleason 2 31. Jackie Mason 1 32. Name a famous “Jack” from a children’s story or nursery rhymes. **6. Jack and the Beanstalk 37** 33. Jack and Jill 5 34. Jack Sprat 5 35. Jack be nimble 3 36. Name a city (and its state) containing the letters “Jack.” **7. Jackson, Mississippi 24** 37. Jacksonville, Florida 22 38. Jackson Hole, Wyoming 3 39. Jacksonville, Kentucky 1 40. Name something in the trunk of car besides a jack (or a spare tire.) **8. Jumper cables 15** 41. Tools/toolkit 7 42. Dead hooker/body 5 43. gas can 4 44. blanket 3 45. road flares 3 46. Tire iron/lugwrench 3 47. Emergency kit 2 48. Groceries 2 49. Bottles of Motor Oil 1 50. Coolant 1 51. Golf clubs 1 52. ice scraper 1 53. Luggage 1 54. Salt 1 55. What’s another name for a person who is acting like a jackass. **9. asshole 18** 56. Jerk 11 57. Douchebag 9 58. Idiot 5 59. Moron 2 60. Asshat 1 61. dick 1 62. dickhead 1 63. Nincompoop 1 64. Putz 1 65. Name another slang expression for “Jacking Off.” **10. Jerking Off 26** 66. Wanking 7 67. Spanking it/the monkey 5 68. Choking the chicken 4 69. whacking off 4 70. Beating off/beating the bishop 2 71. playing the skin flute 1 72. Tossing off 1 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/72 "2009-12-30T19:11:50Z")
Yay! Eight #1s! I think Jack Nicholson is gonna do me in though. **bites nails waiting for final scoring** ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/73 "2009-12-30T19:18:39Z")
And the winner is… **labtrash**!!! I do believe you are channeling **Swampy** , sir! Very good! **labtrash** got all top ten answers right! Fantastic! Thanks for playing, everyone, and thanks **notfrommensa** for a fabulously fun Feud! New one up soon. Send me some more ideas! I only have one left. \*\*1. labtrash 570.00 \*\* 2. Thudlow Boink 552.00 2. swampbear 552.00 4. Mahaloth 530.00 5. Sigmagirl 522.00 6. winterhawk11 516.00 6. twickster 516.00 8. Ellen Cherry 502.00 8. Skammer 502.00 10. Hal Briston 500.00 10. Kobal2 500.00 12. Sidney Evgeni Jordan 498.00 13. CT\_Damsel 496.00 14. RachelChristine 490.00 15. anyrose 488.00 16. ArchiveGuy 486.00 17. 42fish 482.00 18. Munch 470.00 19. Sternvogel 468.00 20. Dolores Reborn 460.00 21. astorian 458.00 22. Mona Lisa Simpson 456.00 23. YogSosoth 454.00 24. AuntiePam 452.00 25. It’s Not Rocket Surgery! 446.00 26. GuiriEnEspaña 438.00 26. Tengu 438.00 28. RickJay 426.00 29. notfrommensa 424.00 30. Freudian Slit 422.00 30. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 422.00 32. Little Nemo 418.00 33. Justin Credible 414.00 34. Martha Medea 410.00 35. NDP 384.00 36. Tom Scud 376.00 37. mhendo 370.00 37. Red Skeezix 370.00 39. VanLandry 366.00 40. cucuy 350.00 41. KennerTheGreat 346.00 42. cmkeller 344.00 43. Simmerdown 342.00 44. Really Not All That Bright 330.00 45. gonzomax 312.00 46. fusoya 296.00 47. kaylasdad99 290.00 48. Gangster Octopus 272.00 49. kenobi 65 254.00 50. Turek 182.00 ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/74 "2009-12-30T19:23:22Z")
Foiled by Jackie O. and “asshole.” Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/75 "2009-12-30T19:25:16Z")
Man…It’s like I’m glued to 26th place… ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/76 "2009-12-30T19:26:26Z")
Apparently, I don’t know **Jack Shit** , #29. My own feud. Typical for me. I don’t know how Swampy and labtrash can score so consistently high. Obivously they know the pulse of the SDMB. Wow, no love for Jack Kennedy, I thought that was going to be the conch. Thanks everyone for playing. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/77 "2009-12-30T19:32:54Z")
well, top 20 isn’t _that_ bad ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/78 "2009-12-30T19:45:13Z")
One of my highest finishes! Yet, laid low by whacking off and blankets. :eek: \*\* Rebo\*\*, l sent you a bunch of feud possibilities. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/79 "2009-12-30T19:52:35Z")
**Rebo** , I thought you had a few from me … either my memory sucks or my feuds do, not sure which it is. I’ll write a couple for you after the _teemings_ launch next week. Also – general offer: if anyone has an idea for a feud but can’t quite come up with enough items, or needs some help with focusing it – I’m pretty good at completing/improving other people’s ideas, shoot me a PM. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829/80 "2009-12-30T20:23:45Z")
you’re condoning the murder of a high ranking British politician? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-you-dont-know-jack-or-jackson-by-notfrommensa-game-over/522829.md?page=5)