# The Final Farewell to Friends Trivia Thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 3, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329 "2004-05-03T19:56:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nurobath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a88e57/32.png) [@Nurobath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nurobath)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/41 "2004-05-04T02:11:48Z")

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**8. According to Susan, what does breastmilk taste like? When Ross tastes it, what does he chase it with?(part b remains unanswered)**

I believe he chases it with an Oreo cookie.

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/42 "2004-05-04T13:10:07Z")

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1. What name did Phoebe sign for Monica’s racecar bed? (Not “Regina P.”!)  
Was it Monica Falula Geller?  
Some more questions–

1.What did Ross do that was so embarrassing? What did Monica do that was even more embarrassing? What did Chandler do that was the most embarrassing?

2.What prompted Joey to pull a spoon out of his pocket?

1. Why won’t Phoebe play foosball?

4.Which two body parts is Chandler now missing?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/43 "2004-05-04T13:23:59Z")

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**1.What did Ross do that was so embarrassing? What did Monica do that was even more embarrassing? What did Chandler do that was the most embarrassing?**  
Damn, I should know this one.  
Ross - Stole his father’s Playboys and blamed it on the mailman?  
Monica - broke the porchswing and blamed it on a hurricane?  
Chandler - Arrgghh! I can’t remember!

**2.What prompted Joey to pull a spoon out of his pocket?**  
I think it was a fork, and it was to join Rachel and Chandler in eating the cheesecake on the floor in the hallway.

**3. Why won’t Phoebe play foosball?**  
Because she thinks it’s mean the way the little men have that pole through their shoulders, or something like that.

**4.Which two body parts is Chandler now missing?**  
His third nipple (or nubbin, as he called it) and his pinky toe that Monica shopped off by accident on Thanksgiving years ago.

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**Author:** ![jeevwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jeevwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevwoman)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/44 "2004-05-04T14:28:36Z")

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1. Ones that I don’t think have been answered:

2. What reason did Joey give his girlfriend for the expensive gift he supposedly bought her?  
Cause I know you like rabbits and I know you like cheese.

3. How many women in Rachel’s room gave birth before her?  
5

4. What company featured Marcell in its commercial?  
It was a beer commercial—Monkeyshine Beer?

5. What was the name of Rachel’s tardy prom date?  
Chip

6. Why did Monica break up with Richard?  
Cause he only wanted babies if he ‘really, really, really had to”

7. Who is Zelda?  
No idea

8. What are Will Colbert’s two greatest enemies?  
Rachel Green and saturated fats

9. What happened to all of Chandler’s sweater vests? (two possible answers, I suppose)  
Eaten by a pack of wild dogs (Joey throws them out of the car)

10. What is the name of Chandler’s mother’s book?

11. What is the name of Joey’s TV?

12. Where did Ross, Monica and Rachel go to high school?  
Lincoln High

13. What female-empowerment book were the girls reading?  
Be Your Own Windkeeper

14. Who had an unusually close relationship with his sister? (Not Ross)  
Danny the Yedi

15. What is the name of Joey and Chandler’s pet chick?  
Yasmine

16. What name did Phoebe sign for Monica’s racecar bed? (Not “Regina P.”!)

Monica Belula Gellar

1. To what song did Joey and the super perform their last dance rehearsal on the roof?

2. Name the occupations of two of Emily’s relatives.

1.What did Ross do that was so embarrassing? What did Monica do that was even more embarrassing? What did Chandler do that was the most embarrassing?

Ross had diarrhea on a ride, Monica wet the bed and Chandler—uh . . . I don’t know.

2.What prompted Joey to pull a spoon out of his pocket?  
Cheesecake on the floor of the hallway.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/45 "2004-05-04T19:01:42Z")

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> Name 3 incidences where Pheobe used a fake name. What were the names used?

Another one was “Princess Consuela Bananahammock.”

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/46 "2004-05-04T19:03:16Z")

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> Name 3 incidences where Pheobe used a fake name. What were the names used?

Another one was “Princess Consuela Bananahammock” when her boyfriend started going by “Crap Bag,” I believe…

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**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/47 "2004-05-04T19:31:12Z")

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> Rachel Green and saturated fats

I think it was complex carbohydrates.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/48 "2004-05-04T20:48:33Z")

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> [@BiblioCat](#):
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> No, not $1,000. She was mistakenly credited with $1,000 by her bank and gave it to the homeless woman, who then bought her a soda, which had the thumb in it. She was then given a certain amount of money by the soda company, much more than $1,000.  
> Hint: She offered it to one of the Friends in exchange for something.

It was $9000, and she offered it to Chandler if he would quit smoking.

I am so sad. 😃

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/49 "2004-05-04T20:56:15Z")

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> [@nyctea scandiaca](#):
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> Another one was “Princess Consuela Bananahammock” when her boyfriend started going by “Crap Bag,” I believe…

Oh, wait a minute! She pretended to be Joey’s agent! What name did she use?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/50 "2004-05-04T20:59:35Z")

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What number did Monica and Chandler say meant it was a sign they had to get married when they were in Vegas?

What did Rachel’s sister call her baby instead of Emma?

What flowers did Monica want at her wedding?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/51 "2004-05-04T22:25:18Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> It was $9000, and she offered it to Chandler if he would quit smoking.
> 
> I am so sad. 😃

Actually, it was $7,000, but yes, she offered it to Chandler if he would quit smoking. I’ll give you credit for being close and getting the rest right.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/52 "2004-05-04T22:28:55Z")

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> [@nyctea scandiaca](#):
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> Another one was “Princess Consuela Bananahammock” when her boyfriend started going by “Crap Bag,” I believe…

I don’t think that counts as a fake name. That is what she wanted to change her name to rather than change her last name to Mike’s name when they got married.  
I’ll go with whatever the name was when she pretended to be Joey’s agent, as **ivylass** mentioned.

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**What number did Monica and Chandler say meant it was a sign they had to get married when they were in Vegas?**
A hard eight.
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**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/53 "2004-05-04T23:45:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …What did Chandler do that was the most embarrassing?

If it’s the episode I’m thinking of, he kissed a guy.

> [@](#):
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> Chandler:In my defence, it was dark, and he was a very pretty guy

I hope I’ve got the quote right. I think the others ‘embarrassing’ ones have been covered.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/54 "2004-05-05T00:49:39Z")

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She really enjoyed thinking these up for you.

[list=1][li]What was Central Perk before it was a coffee shop?[/li][li]What did Joey do the previous year to keep the his friends away from his cast party?[/li][li]What was Julia Roberts called until she graduated from high school?[/li][li]Who almost did it on a pool table?[/li][li]What was the man downstair’s name and what did he call Marcel?[/li]What did the cat do to convince Phoebe it was her grandmother?

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/55 "2004-05-05T00:51:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
She really enjoyed thinking these up for you.

[ol][li]What was Central Perk before it was a coffee shop?[/li][li]What did Joey do the previous year to keep the his friends away from his cast party?[/li][li]What was Julia Roberts called until she graduated from high school?[/li][li]Who almost did it on a pool table?[/li][li]What was the man downstair’s name and what did he call Marcel?[/li][li]What did the cat do to convince Phoebe it was her grandmother?[/ol][/li][/QUOTE]

Of course it was I how screwed up the coding.

The one time I try to get away without previewing.

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/56 "2004-05-05T00:58:56Z")

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What was Central Perk before it was a coffee shop?

It was a bar/pool hall.  
What did Joey do the previous year to keep the his friends away from his cast party?

He bought the friends tickets to a play then pretended he was tired/sick and couldn’t go.  
What was Julia Roberts called until she graduated from high school?

Suzy Underpants.  
Who almost did it on a pool table?

Rachel and Chandler

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/57 "2004-05-05T01:07:14Z")

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**Oh, wait a minute! She pretended to be Joey’s agent! What name did she use?**

“Hi, this is Katelyn (sp?) in Phoebe Buffay’s office!” (as the secretary)

As the agent, she was Phoebe Buffay. But she did pretend that Estelle was one of her employees.

**Who almost did it on a pool table?**  
Nope, it was Ross and Phoebe.

**What was the man downstair’s name and what did he call Marcel?**  
Mr. Heckles; Patty the monkey

My questions #2 and #3 have not been attempted (“Monica Falula Geller” is correct for #1). Anyone? Anyone?

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/58 "2004-05-05T01:15:55Z")

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**What did Rachel’s sister call her baby instead of Emma?**  
Ella.

**2. To what song did Joey and the super perform their last dance rehearsal on the roof?**  
_Strangers in the Night_? _Night and Day_?

And more questions:

1. Why did Phoebe once stab a cop?

2. What was Rachel’s dead dog’s name?

3. What was Ross and Monica’s dead dog’s name?

4. Why was there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny’s funeral?

5. How did Chandler say Ross had died on the alumni website?

6. Who stuck their head inside of a turkey?

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/59 "2004-05-05T01:16:21Z")

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> [@PastAllReason](#):
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> What was Central Perk before it was a coffee shop?
> 
> What did Joey do the previous year to keep the his friends away from his cast party?

What did he do the year before that?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-farewell-to-friends-trivia-thread/243329/60 "2004-05-05T04:09:56Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
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> **Oh, wait a minute! She pretended to be Joey’s agent! What name did she use?**
> 
> “Hi, this is Katelyn (sp?) in Phoebe Buffay’s office!” (as the secretary)
> 
> As the agent, she was Phoebe Buffay. But she did pretend that Estelle was one of her employees.

Yet after Estelle died and the friends were trying to keep the news from Joey, Phoebe went outside Central Perk and imitated Estelle while calling Joey. Joey, however, had heard of his agent’s death from “the guy who eats paper”. Joey asked “So how is it there?” (thinking of Heaven) and Phoebe said: “eh, it’s all right.” When Joey hung up and saw that the call originated from **Out of Area** , his response was “I’ll say!”

Phoebe also referred to herself as “Regine Phalange” (pronouncing it ray-ZHEEN pha-LAHNZH) when she pretended to be Joey’s sister when Joey was trying out for a part that required him to speak French. In that language, Phoebe told the director to humor her brother, who’s indeed a native speaker but “a bit slow”.

Joey stuck his head inside a turkey.

Easy way to remember who’s who in the comedy/magic team: **Teller** is the one whose schtick is never _telling_ the audience anything. Penn’s last name, incidentally, is Jillette (_not_ Gillette, as in the razor).

A few new questions:

SV1. What did Ross dress up as to try to get Ben to appreciate his Jewish heritage?

SV2. Where did Ross and Rachel first make out?

SV3. Where did Chandler get “exiled” when his attention drifted at a meeting?

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