Close… I believe it’s “Paper… snow… A GHOST!!!”
That was truly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
OK, here’s a REALLY hard question that only somewhat has to do with Friends (since I know little about the show), but you may know if you absorb everything that connects with it. 
The final season of Murder, She Wrote featured the episode “Murder Among Friends,” in which Jessica visits the set of Buds, a hit TV show about six twentysomethings living in New York (with a theme song suspiciously familiar to a show that was beating the pants off Murder in ratings at the time). The show’s tyrannical co-producer is murdered, and everyone is a suspect, including the victim’s husband. However, the biggest suspects are the six members of the show’s cast, one of whom was expected to be written out of the program.
Which Friends actor’s analogue was the killer, and what tells you that (s)he was the analogue to this particular actor?
(I’ll be REALLY impressed if ANYONE has ANY clue to the answer. :))
No one knew the specs on Chandler’s laptop? Well, in case it is eating you up inside not knowing the answer, here it is.
12 megabytes of ram. 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s.
Phoebe asks him what he’s going to use it for and he says “games and stuff.”
Yeah, he’s going to play a lot of games with that HUGE 500 mb hard drive and twelve whole megs of RAM! Heh. It’s amazing how far we’ve come in such a short time.
Ross shouldn’t also make lists because he likes to laminate them. He made the list of his alternates that he can sleep with and he meets Isabella Rosalini (sp?). She WAS on his original list but he replaced her because she was too International (according to Chandler).