# The FINAL rule of Fight Club is....

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 11, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-rule-of-fight-club-is/360259 "2006-06-11T01:54:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-rule-of-fight-club-is/360259/1 "2006-06-11T01:54:52Z")

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. The first rule of Fight Club is “you do not talk about Fight Club.” The second rule of Fight Club is “you do not talk about Fight Club”, etc. Okay, so what’s the (eighth?) final rule of Fight Club?

Well?

No cheating. Either you know it or you don’t. Post if you know it _in a spoiler box_, please. 'Fess up if you don’t.

And the final rule of Fight Club is:

If tonight’s your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-rule-of-fight-club-is/360259/2 "2006-06-11T02:29:59Z")

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Stay away from the purple Fanta girl. I called her. Mine.  
Is that it?

(upon looking at the spoiler…FUCK!..thought I had it.)

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**Author:** ![Trillionaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Trillionaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trillionaire)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-rule-of-fight-club-is/360259/3 "2006-06-11T10:15:34Z")

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I havent seen it in a while, but I’ll guess

If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

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**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-rule-of-fight-club-is/360259/4 "2006-06-11T19:25:43Z")

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Mmm, love this movie. I’m almost sure it’s

If this is your first night at Fight Club… you have to fight.

Brad Pitt = teh sexy.

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-rule-of-fight-club-is/360259/5 "2006-06-11T20:20:39Z")

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It’s eery. I was watching the movie and then I see this thread. I haven’t reached that part - but I knew the rule. Oh, I knew the rule.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-rule-of-fight-club-is/360259/6 "2006-06-12T00:03:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Stay away from the purple Fanta girl. I called her. Mine.

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Sorry, I already called her. But you can pick up the red, orange, and yellow ones as a consolation prize on your way out. Thanks for playing.