# The final Skald the Rhymer thread...until the next one \[updates\]. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 2, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594 "2016-08-02T23:49:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/101 "2016-08-03T15:28:04Z")
All my best to you and your family, Skald. I’ll miss your contributions. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/102 "2016-08-03T15:28:59Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > And that means I’m done with the Dope. Take care and come back when you find decent screen reading software. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/103 "2016-08-03T15:35:13Z")
Your leaving will be such a profound loss for our community, it will never be quite the same, I’m afraid. I wish you Godspeed with your surgeries, and pray you spend many more months and years basking in the warm glow of your young loving family. You’ll be in my thoughts and prayers constantly. (But seriously, voice text technology can surely solve this issue! It’s the twenty first century, after all!) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/104 "2016-08-03T15:37:57Z")
I wasn’t intending to log back in, but my baby sister pointed out the many responses to me and I thought eye should respond. I know about text-to-speech and voice-to-text programs. I’ve been using one for a while now. I do not think I am resigned in the sense of going gentle into that good night though Shorty the Rhymer is apparently afraid of that. I am resigned in the sense that i an at see in a lifeboat with a hole in it, so I need to focus on bailing out water while hoping the search plain fines me in time I had been usng the Dope to distract myself, which is why I’m walking away. Thanks to everybody who chimed in with kind words. I really appreciate it. I will assume that people who have not done so yet have either not seen the thread or are being cased by flame-spitting monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/105 "2016-08-03T15:39:07Z")
Good-bye Skald - I will miss reading your posts very much. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/106 "2016-08-03T15:42:38Z")
Call off the monkeys, I came as soon as I could! Much love, **Skald**. We will remember you always, yea, even unto the end of the boards. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/107 "2016-08-03T15:42:49Z")
I’ve always been impressed by the creativity of your mind, coming up with interesting, unusual, and zany ideas. You have certainly affected all the regular readers on the SDMB from all over the USA and the world, but your first duty is to yourself and family. Best of luck! ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/108 "2016-08-03T16:04:54Z")
I wish you and your family the best, **Skald**. I will miss you here. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/109 "2016-08-03T16:44:57Z")
**Skald** - Please do whatever you need to do and know that you will be sincerely missed. That said, I have been a one-on-one personal services volunteer for the blind, reading mail, paying bills, and helping out with whatever vision tasks they needed, and I think that being your SDMB assistant, getting to type out your hypotheticals and read the responses would be just about the coolest assignment ever. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/110 "2016-08-03T16:49:37Z")
You’ll be back–somehow, some way, some day. No one leaves The Dope. We’re pulling for you, **Skald**. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/111 "2016-08-03T16:53:14Z")
Good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/112 "2016-08-03T16:58:25Z")
Hope things go well for you and your loved ones always. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/113 "2016-08-03T16:59:12Z")
Peach cobbler to ya! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/114 "2016-08-03T17:03:16Z")
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :eek: ☹ :eek: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/115 "2016-08-03T17:28:47Z")
Sorry to hear. We’ll miss you. Hope you’ll still check in occasionally. ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/116 "2016-08-03T17:49:58Z")
An altogether terrific poster. Best wishes moving forward. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/117 "2016-08-03T18:03:32Z")
Horrible news written in the most impressive way. So sorry to hear. ---
**Author:** ![Periwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Periwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Periwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/118 "2016-08-03T18:08:24Z")
I hope things go well for you and that just a little further down the road the Dopes will fit into your life again. Best wishes to you! ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/119 "2016-08-03T18:29:00Z")
I will miss you more than you could ever know. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594/120 "2016-08-03T18:32:36Z")
I always enjoyed the hypotheticals, even if they made me slightly jealous that I don’t have your imagination or wit. But more than that, your contributions to other threads made the Dope a great place. You have a wonderful combination of humor, insight, and empathy that will be sorely missed. Best of luck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-final-skald-the-rhymer-thread-until-the-next-one-updates/761594.md?page=7)