# "The Fire Would Have Been Just Under Your Buttocks" -- Your Joke Goes Hrere

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**Created:** [December 18, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fire-would-have-been-just-under-your-buttocks-your-joke-goes-hrere/430450 "2007-12-18T13:22:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fire-would-have-been-just-under-your-buttocks-your-joke-goes-hrere/430450/1 "2007-12-18T13:22:25Z")

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[http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/104034/101-Dumbest](http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/104034/101-Dumbest)

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> 1. Too bad nobody gave one of these to Chuck Prince. Japanese manufacturer Toto apologizes to customers and offers free repairs for 180,000 high-tech toilets— thrones that feature heated seats, air purifiers, blow dryers, and water sprayers—after at least three catch fire. “Fortunately nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out,” says a company spokesman. “The fire would have been just under your butttocks."

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fire-would-have-been-just-under-your-buttocks-your-joke-goes-hrere/430450/2 "2007-12-18T13:37:45Z")

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Talk about being on the hot seat…

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fire-would-have-been-just-under-your-buttocks-your-joke-goes-hrere/430450/3 "2007-12-18T13:48:09Z")

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_Toto Steamers: Turn on heat and oxygen, just add fuel._