# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/181 "2015-02-04T15:49:57Z")

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**Sweet Merciful Jesus!! Aren’t there laws against this?  
Well Dayumn! Gay Marriage is now Legal in Alabama**

Well, not in Alabama. That’s the whole point.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/182 "2015-02-04T18:09:43Z")

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And now it’s this:

**They Finally Gone And Done It  
Well Dayumn! Gay Marriage is now Legal in Alabama**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/183 "2015-02-04T21:37:22Z")

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\*\* Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman

Comic book that said “there comes a time when a man’s got to stop being a worm”

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“… and start being a woman!”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/184 "2015-02-04T22:29:05Z")

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**Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman  
Is there anyone else out there who isn’t interested in the Super Bowl?**

Hey, just because he’s transitioning doesn’t mean he’ll lose interest in sports…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/185 "2015-02-05T00:21:11Z")

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**Some Non-PC Gay sex questions…  
Anyone know about angle grinders?**

The word you’re looking for is “scissoring”.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/186 "2015-02-05T01:11:11Z")

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**Lance Armstrong LIED!  
Rich People Behaving Badly**

**New Jehovah’s Witness proselytizing method?  
I don’t even know how to respond to this…**

Just say “Sorry, no thanks,” and close the door.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/187 "2015-02-05T04:05:06Z")

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**Thousands of Cats Buried Alive in Vietnam  
Bizarre brand of SDMB trollery**

That does seem rather extreme when you can get a pretty good result just by talking about declawing one.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/188 "2015-02-05T13:03:21Z")

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\*\*What to tip the pizza guy

Ask the Unemployment guy  
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/189 "2015-02-05T16:36:47Z")

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\*\*Speed of light “slows” Huh?  
Harnessing the Speed of shadows \*\*

Always good to have a backup plan.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/190 "2015-02-05T18:05:08Z")

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**The Graveyard of Television Crib-Death  
The Most Weirdest Children’s Show Ever Made**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/191 "2015-02-05T21:12:11Z")

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**Wherein I save an idiot dog’s life  
Diamond’s Fate…a dog story**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/192 "2015-02-05T22:32:16Z")

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**Thinking Like a Conservative  
Facts won’t change your mind about anything**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/193 "2015-02-06T04:30:54Z")

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**Abbreviations / diminutives that make you grind your teeth.  
CNN**

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/194 "2015-02-06T04:52:04Z")

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**Hey! Wanna meet? (Phoenix/Arizona and surrounding states Dopefest planning)  
Countdown to colonoscopy!**

Umm… I’m not going to be able to make it after all :eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/195 "2015-02-06T12:53:45Z")

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\*\* I am curious about naturism…

Need some real career advice  
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Get a job someplace where it’s always warm. Or indoors.

\*\* What to tip the pizza guy

Reason for divorce, heartburn

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Skip the pizza, save yourself the grief

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/196 "2015-02-06T14:39:11Z")

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\*\*Silent ‘l’ in ‘folk’ and ‘yolk’?

Fuck

How is the ch in loch pronounced?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/197 "2015-02-06T16:46:00Z")

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\*\* Do people cultivate a disinterest in things like sports?  
I am curious about naturism…\*\*

Yeah, screw the Super Bowl, I wanna hang out with out-of-shape middle-aged naked people.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/198 "2015-02-06T20:46:30Z")

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\*\* What to tip the pizza guy

Do you tip for pick-up?

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/199 "2015-02-06T21:33:15Z")

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\*\*what were the long term effects of the Crusades?  
The Nuremberg Trials and ex post facto justice \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/200 "2015-02-06T22:26:48Z")

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**Take her at her word, or have I been friendzoned?  
Fathers bonding with a newborn**

When she says that she’s just not ready yet for the relationship to progress beyond you feeding and changing her, then, yes, take her word for it.

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