# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/241 "2015-02-12T14:17:56Z")
\*\* Meteor explosion/strike near Auckland I must be guilty of something\*\* I am _so_ not getting on the same plane with you. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/242 "2015-02-12T15:29:49Z")
**Leaffan: " Countdown to Colonoscopy!"** \*\*Leaffan: “So, I lost my damn glasses” \*\* Have you looked in … :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/243 "2015-02-12T17:13:44Z")
\*\* When did you become self-aware? Do you shower every day?\*\* The other bus passengers went out of their way to _make_ me self-aware. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/244 "2015-02-12T18:13:01Z")
**Things that are Embarrassing to Share…** **The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread** Embarrassing one minute, shared with the Dope the next. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/245 "2015-02-12T18:42:55Z")
**Meteor explosion/strike near Auckland Kidney stone is bigger** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/246 "2015-02-12T19:43:37Z")
\*\*Roommate with Guns Welcome to Conoy Township (Pennsylvania): THIS IS NOT A GUN-FREE ZONE \*\* Need a roomie? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/247 "2015-02-12T19:59:23Z")
\*\*I just moved to Philadelphia Countdown to colonoscopy!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/248 "2015-02-12T20:26:27Z")
**Roommate with Guns Kidney stone is bigger.** Moral: Never bring a gun to a kidney stone fight. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/249 "2015-02-12T20:50:59Z")
\*\* Gah! Mattress buying sucks. Pope Francis says not having children is selfish\*\* Oh alright, we’ll get the Sleep Number bed and set your side to “Fertile”. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/250 "2015-02-12T21:52:55Z")
\*\*Pope Francis says not having children is selfish No Big Bang?! \*\* Sure, but you’d better not wear protection… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/251 "2015-02-12T21:58:29Z")
\*\* Spooning / Cuddling and the pain I’m out of sticks and carrots.\*\* So much for vegan S&M. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/252 "2015-02-12T22:03:59Z")
**Why shouldn’t people have to pay for shopping bags? Original Sin** That’s right people; This problem goes all the way back to Adam and Eve. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/253 "2015-02-13T00:23:50Z")
**A new model that predicts no Big Bang …and of course in Canada, the whole thing’s flip-flopped!** ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/254 "2015-02-13T02:12:18Z")
**The FIRST Twilight Zone episode you saw Learning to Play Harmonica** Trust me, Rod Serling could make even that scary. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/255 "2015-02-13T02:16:39Z")
\*\*I just moved to Philadelphia I must be guilty of something \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/256 "2015-02-13T03:40:55Z")
On the Forums page: **Back Doors Original Sin** ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/257 "2015-02-13T09:17:47Z")
\*\*I just drilled a hole through my thumb I must be guilty of something \*\* Stupidity isn’t actually a crime. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > On the Forums page: > > **Back Doors > Original Sin** There’s nothing original about that… **Coffee Grounds Down Kitchen Sink? How long for the Cone of Shame?** First offence? Just a couple of days. But she should unblock the sink, too. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/258 "2015-02-13T12:52:40Z")
\*\* Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman Songs that make transgender reference… \*\* “Bruce …[dum dum DUM] You’ll be a woman … soon” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/259 "2015-02-13T13:32:29Z")
\*\*New copy of Magna Carta found! Got something cool that only true aficionados recognize? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/260 "2015-02-13T14:20:50Z")
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