# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/261 "2015-02-13T15:09:37Z")

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> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#):
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> > [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> > On the Forums page:
> > 
> > **Back Doors  
> > Original Sin**
> 
> There’s nothing original about that…

Do you eat more chicken, than any man ever seen?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/262 "2015-02-13T15:28:26Z")

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**I just drilled a hole through my thumb  
Why should I Listen to 432hz Music?**

It drowns out the screaming.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/263 "2015-02-13T15:42:04Z")

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\*\*I must be guilty of something  
Spanking the horse: Not an idiom, still a crime \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/264 "2015-02-13T16:10:21Z")

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\*\* I must be guilty of something

I just drilled a hole through my thumb

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Incompetance? Clumsiness?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/265 "2015-02-13T16:48:03Z")

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\*\* Job market in veterinary medicine  
Do I need a will?\*\*

If the job requires giving rectal exams to hyenas, then it wouldn’t be a bad idea.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/266 "2015-02-13T16:58:24Z")

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\*\* Did you get shot and died, or did you get shot and lived?  
Can you have worms in your nose\*\*

Usually that’s a bad prognostic sign.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/267 "2015-02-13T17:49:45Z")

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\*\* Does anyone actually win anything from recipt surveys?

Back Doors

\*\*  
Congratulations! You win!

Here’s your Back Door.  
Don’t put it in the front doorway, or it violates the agreement.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/268 "2015-02-13T19:48:27Z")

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\*\*Steps to take for dealing with neighbor’s aggressive dog?

I’m out of sticks and carrots.  
\*\*  
Need Answer Fast!

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/269 "2015-02-13T20:06:49Z")

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\*\*How to punish douchebags who stop over pedestrian crossings?  
Bubba: Who is he and why is he so rapey?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/270 "2015-02-13T20:27:47Z")

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**Back Doors  
Is Lard OK to use, again?**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/271 "2015-02-13T23:52:40Z")

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**What discontinued items do you miss?  
I’m out of sticks and carrots.**

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/272 "2015-02-14T02:50:29Z")

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**Why should I Listen to 432hz Music?  
I must be guilty of something**

You’re guilty of listening to non-432-Hz music, you heretic. Retune or face the consequences!

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/273 "2015-02-14T04:19:41Z")

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\*\*How to punish douchebags who stop over pedestrian crossings?  
Roommate with Guns \*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/274 "2015-02-14T06:58:31Z")

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\*\*How to clean virus from computer?  
Back Doors \*\*

Hey, NSA guys, as long as you’re in there you think you could do something about all that malware?

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**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/275 "2015-02-14T09:20:43Z")

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**She’s never the one to initiate text.  
All these years after the sexual revolution.**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/276 "2015-02-14T15:16:25Z")

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\*\*How Timothy Leary is thought of in the mainstream psychology community?  
The Imperial Presidency \*\*

WOW!

\*\* Well Dayumn! Gay Marriage is now Legal in Alabama  
Charles Manson is getting married! \*\*

Double WOW!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/277 "2015-02-14T16:14:42Z")

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\*\* Anyone superstitious about Friday the 13th?  
New Jehovah’s Witness proselytizing method? \*\*

Become a JW or suffer a godly punishment on Friday the 13th?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/278 "2015-02-14T21:18:26Z")

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\*\* I just moved to Philadelphia  
So, I lost my damned glasses  
I just drilled a hole through my thumb\*\*

There, there. Would you like to buy my 76ers tickets?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/279 "2015-02-15T01:09:17Z")

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**The politically correct campaign against the word “retarded”  
What Nickname Would You Give Your State?**

This is about New Jersey, right?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/280 "2015-02-15T01:20:48Z")

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**Kidney stone is bigger.  
Countdown to colonoscopy!**

-or-

Why I avoid MPSIMS. :eek:

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