# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/281 "2015-02-15T02:26:18Z")
**Why did you get married? Backing up a large music collection** She’s got HUGE caches of RAM! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/282 "2015-02-15T05:29:00Z")
Sequential from my cable TV lineup: **Animals in Love What Could Possibly Go Wrong?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/283 "2015-02-15T09:33:52Z")
**How hard would it be to stab yourself to death? decades old mystery** No one is brave enough to find out. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/284 "2015-02-15T16:31:16Z")
\*\* How long should you wait to have sex with someone whose had a traumatic exp? All these years after the sexual revolution.\*\* Well, revolutions are traumatic. Better wait another decade until the dust settles. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/285 "2015-02-15T16:36:52Z")
In reverse order: **Special things your parents taught you I must be guilty of something** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/286 "2015-02-15T19:49:30Z")
\*\*This thread was started Feb. 14, 2015! Do Not Zombie! February makes us shiver with each new rant it delivers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/287 "2015-02-16T10:51:14Z")
\*\*All these years after the sexual revolution. Do we have less compassion for the poor? \*\* “The poor? Ah, fuck 'em.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/288 "2015-02-16T14:17:02Z")
\*\* What conditions get you labeled as 4-F in the military Egg-laying vertebrates and calcium carbonate\*\* “I have a hereditary calcium deficiency which makes my eggs unusually fragile, and I will need a special egg-sitter while on duty.” _ **"NEXT!!!"** _ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/289 "2015-02-16T15:32:03Z")
\*\*My mother hosted Mitt Romney for dinner Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/290 "2015-02-16T16:06:36Z")
**Are ones 50s a scary time in life Antiques** Get off my lawn, you kids! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/291 "2015-02-17T03:17:42Z")
\*\*Recommend some dog training educational materials? I’m out of sticks and carrots. \*\* Oh, so you’re Old School, then? ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/292 "2015-02-17T03:30:31Z")
\*\*Is Steve Martin a time traveler? Got my eye on some 20 year old cheddar \*\* I’d rather he brought back some mint-condition baseball cards, but whatever floats your boat… ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/293 "2015-02-17T04:34:20Z")
**My friend has never watched Seinfeld: What should we start with? Got my eye on some 20 year old cheddar** That sixth season was nothing if not cheesy… ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/294 "2015-02-17T06:17:38Z")
\*\*Special things your parents taught you Unrequited Love \*\* Whoa. That’s pretty harsh. “I wuv you Mommy!” “Beat it, kid, or I’m getting a restraining order.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/295 "2015-02-17T13:16:35Z")
\*\* If the Dinosaurs Hadn’t Been Wiped Out? Love, Love, Love!\*\* “Well Bob, traffic is backed up on I-80 west for 20 miles, due to a pair of Stegosauruses fornicating in the center lane.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/296 "2015-02-17T13:37:39Z")
\*\*What discontinued items do you miss? I’m out of sticks and carrots. \*\* When did they discontinue carrot sticks? \*\* Got something cool that only true aficionados recognize? We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\* \*\*Teacher resigns After Reading This REALLY RAUNCHY Poem In Freshman Math Class Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/297 "2015-02-17T14:32:59Z")
\*\*Fat women and yoga pants/spandex I’m out of sticks and carrots. \*\* Make up your own story. (The “sticks and carrots” thread title is The Gift That Keeps On Giving.) ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/298 "2015-02-17T16:57:07Z")
**Knife Advice Looking for input on when to euthanize a cat** I think you’re more in need of input on _how to_… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/299 "2015-02-17T17:07:40Z")
\*\* Fat women and yoga pants/spandex Unique employer benefits?\*\* Thanks, but I’d rather have an extra vacation day. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/300 "2015-02-17T17:22:12Z")
\*\* Why are men attracted to ‘attractive’ women? Simple math/physics question \*\* Yep. Especially the “bodies in motion” part. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=16)