# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/301 "2015-02-17T18:05:41Z")
\*\* What to tip the pizza guy Pro-Tip! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/302 "2015-02-17T18:10:25Z")
**I must be guilty of something Unrequited Love** **So, I lost my damned glasses The blind leading the blind at the gym** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/303 "2015-02-17T19:09:03Z")
Separated by one: \*\*When your group is the butt of the joke Fat women and yoga pants/spandex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/304 "2015-02-17T21:12:04Z")
\*\* What is the term for a so-so gesture you make with your hand? Plumbing SOS!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/305 "2015-02-17T21:23:57Z")
\*\* The drawbacks of being President of the United States Unlimited Free Time, Unlimited Internet Fat women and yoga pants/spandex\*\* “Barack, it’s 2 a.m.! Stop that web surfing and come to bed!” “Just a couple more minutes, Michelle.” (heh, heh) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/306 "2015-02-18T00:57:03Z")
**A lot of people like what Obama does until they are told that Obama is doing it. Then they hate it. Obama to request a new AUMF** Yeah! We should kick ISIS’s ass! Wait, Obama’s asking for it? You know, I’m getting tired of war… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/307 "2015-02-18T14:06:28Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Separated by one: > > \*\*When your group is the butt of the joke > > Fat women and yoga pants/spandex > \*\* These two are now sequential. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/308 "2015-02-18T15:26:00Z")
\*\* Accepting a Counter Offer - need answer semi fast I’m out of sticks and carrots. \*\* Go with the one that offers you carrots ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/309 "2015-02-18T18:45:15Z")
\*\* Households where one person sits on their ass and does nothing Fat women and yoga pants/spandex \*\* stereotypes rule! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/310 "2015-02-18T18:50:55Z")
\*\* I need some picture ideas for my dining area, and I’m trying not to be cliche. I’m out of sticks and carrots. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/311 "2015-02-18T22:17:31Z")
\*\* Why does Comcast have evil customer service? Unique employer benefits?\*\* “Rajesh, if you frustrate at least 50 customers a month into hanging up and not canceling their service, you’ll get your own parking space and a Comcast ball cap!” ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/312 "2015-02-19T01:07:54Z")
**At what point does virginity end for a woman? The term "neighborhood"** That’s…not what “safe word” means. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/313 "2015-02-19T01:21:07Z")
\*\*Knife Advice Looking for input on when to euthanize a cat \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/314 "2015-02-19T13:46:51Z")
\*\* i have a metal nail enterd now in my foot Did I just lie about Galileo to a fat kid on a sled?\*\* Sudden pain makes us do strange things… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/315 "2015-02-19T14:26:10Z")
\*\* New Jehovah’s Witness proselytizing method? Tesla home storage battery \*\* "Now you’ll see the correctness of our philosophy as soon as Ephas finishes hooking you up. " (Actually, the J Dubs who come to our door are charming people that Pepper Mill invites in for tea. And they don’t go in for Old Testament names in a big way. But I couldn’t resist the cheap shot.) ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/316 "2015-02-19T17:47:32Z")
\*\*Odd Couple. Two Felixes? The Oscars: Best Visual Effects \*\* Neil Simon seeing double. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/317 "2015-02-19T18:18:18Z")
\*\*Did I just lie about Galileo to a fat kid on a sled? Can probation officers lie to their clients? \*\* Are they Fat and riding a Sled? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/318 "2015-02-19T19:15:17Z")
\*\* Let’s say there’s 100%-certain proof of life in outer space. How would it change our lives? Good resource for sixth grader to learn comprehensive sex ed?\*\* Wait, you use your third eye for _what_? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/319 "2015-02-19T19:24:45Z")
\*\* What is the term for a so-so gesture you make with your hand? Did Peasants Really Throw Their Feces at Marie Antoinette?\*\* If that’s “so-so”, I’d hate to have seen what they were throwing when _really_ peeved. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/320 "2015-02-19T23:33:40Z")
**Words you don’t expect in a text The bTruth About NASA’s Moon Exploration!!!** Actually, I do expect that word. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=17)