# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/21 "2015-01-13T15:04:09Z")
**A new start, on a new Earth Worst decision you’ve made while addled due to fever?** ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/22 "2015-01-13T15:47:54Z")
**Stuff that has happened to you that you are pretty sure that no one else has experienced. Inexplicable sofa Unintentional obscenity Financial disacuity** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/23 "2015-01-13T16:14:26Z")
\*\*Passing Gas is now a bloody offense? Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating] \*\* Too often, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/24 "2015-01-13T16:27:51Z")
\*\*If I had a million dollars… Do you wanna see my vacation photos? \*\* How much of that million are you going to pay me to sit thru 'em? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/25 "2015-01-13T16:44:38Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Passing Gas is now a bloody offense? > > Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating] > \*\* > Too often, I’m sure. I’d guess much more often than switching. \*\*Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating] Dating & twins - did you or they switch? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/26 "2015-01-13T18:26:19Z")
\*\* If an extra-terrestrial ship appears in US skies what is the official USAF response protocol? Wattage, amperage and voltage\*\* Oh my! ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/27 "2015-01-13T18:31:24Z")
**2015 Weight Loss and Healthy Living Support Thread "Fuck it, I quit."** And there goes another diet. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/28 "2015-01-13T23:00:30Z")
\*\* Question about deer droppings (volume) Is shaving unhealthy?\*\* I dunno, if you use enough of them they lubricate and tone the skin nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/29 "2015-01-13T23:27:09Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* Man, 25, claims he has two penises > > Stuff that has happened to you that you are pretty sure that no one else has experienced. > \*\* It’s the girls (and guys) he’s been with who would be making that claim. Also: **Fuck it, I quit** kinda goes with a LOT of other titles, doesn’t it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/30 "2015-01-14T01:54:06Z")
\*\* Man, 25, claims he has two penises New Ballboys \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/31 "2015-01-14T04:03:23Z")
**I need to improve my cardiac/aerobic fitness. I have questions. Why don’t people bathe?** How about trying a different gym? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/32 "2015-01-14T13:12:41Z")
\*\* Question about light in space. What can I expect to see/enjoy with my telescope \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/33 "2015-01-14T13:16:36Z")
\*\*Help me with my novel title! Peanut butter vs. peanuts \*\* Well, you could change it to _Food Fight_ ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/34 "2015-01-14T14:18:54Z")
\*\*Stuff that has happened to you that you are pretty sure that no one else has experienced. If you say Dung Beetle three times does she appear before you? \*\* Beetlejuice doesn’t either. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/35 "2015-01-14T14:29:57Z")
\*\*Why don’t people bathe? Canoe the Everglades \*\* The alligators in the water are big & alive, not the cute little plastic ones like in the bathtub at home! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/36 "2015-01-14T15:25:15Z")
\*\* Why don’t people bathe? Would you get into an indoor pool at the gym? \*\* Not until the other people bathe. Seriously — when I use a public pool at a gym they all insist on pre-showering. They usually have the entrance through the shower room, in fact. Why are some Dopers freaked out about public pools? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/37 "2015-01-14T16:37:05Z")
\*\* If Russia wanted to buy Alaska back from the United States… Parents: How would you have handled this playground situation? \*\* “Okay. Russia can buy back _half_ of Alaska. But the United States gets to divide Alaska, and Russia gets to decide which half it wants.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/38 "2015-01-14T17:03:57Z")
\*\*Strange thing has appeared out of nowhere If you say Dung Beetle three times does she appear before you? \*\* Dung Beetle’s not _that_ strange… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/39 "2015-01-14T19:42:18Z")
\*\* Someone is in my house. You spot an “alien” \*\* “Get out! The SETI signal is coming _from inside the house!!!_” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/40 "2015-01-14T23:40:00Z")
**Why did I get a letter asking me to join the American Chemical Society? Are males being led to the slaughter?** Whatever you do, don’t take advantage of the “No intiation Fee, No Contract” introductory offer! **Would you get into an indoor pool at the gym? How Would You Describe Such A Conservative?** Umm, one with body issues? **Anyone familiar with heart-rate monitors? What’s the stretchy tube/scarf thing called that you pull over your head & goes around your neck?** I’m not that familiar with them, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t a heart-rate monitor. **You spot an “alien” Parents: How would you have handled this playground situation?** Notify a teacher, preferably a science teacher. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=3)