# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/401 "2015-03-04T09:09:02Z")

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\*\*I was mean to a child today. Doesn’t feel good.  
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It’s nothing to be proud of, but don’t beat yourself up too m…

\*\* Student finds teacher hanging in classroom.\*\*

Noooo! :eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/402 "2015-03-04T17:23:20Z")

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\*\*Unethical scientific experiment?

Two grains of sand, alone in the universe . . .  
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The hard part is getting rid of everything else in the universe.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/403 "2015-03-04T19:00:54Z")

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\*\* What kind of bird? And is this real?

Weasel hitches ride on a woodpecker.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/404 "2015-03-05T12:52:09Z")

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\*\* Spacing Out Off Planet

Watch out for stoned bunnies

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/405 "2015-03-05T13:13:48Z")

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\*\* More black hole questions  
Can you get sick from your own poop or just other peoples?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/406 "2015-03-05T14:26:15Z")

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\*\*Methods for locating someone you’ve lost contact with  
Baseball caps - flat brim w/stickers.  
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If the sun is out, they can use the stickers to flash a distress signal. And the brim to shade their eyes.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/407 "2015-03-05T17:26:03Z")

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**Vasectomy Madness  
The Toronto Tunnel Speculation Thread  
Kuhneutson Valves and Flux Capacitors**

I’d never heard it called the Toronto Tunnel before. But if they found Kuhneutson Valves and Flux Capacitors during the procedure I’m not surprised it’s driven someone mad! :eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/408 "2015-03-05T20:43:25Z")

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\*\*Watch out for stoned bunnies

Gee, could this be a scam?  
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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/409 "2015-03-06T16:05:02Z")

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\*\*Businesses can have office space at One World Trade Center for under $800 a month.  
“It’s where the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ used to be” \*\*

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/410 "2015-03-06T16:24:17Z")

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\*\*Ever forced to try a variation of your favorite thing…and liked it better?  
Mean Old Lady \*\*

I’m never going back to Nice Young Man again!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/411 "2015-03-06T18:20:02Z")

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**Harrison Ford injured in plane crash.  
Let’s Talk Smoked Meat**

‘[H]er husband’s body now lies incinerated in the swamps or the pines or the palmetto grass, “burned beyond recognition,” which anyone who had been around an air base for very long… realized was quite an artful euphemism to describe a human body that now looked like an enormous fowl that has burned up in a stove, burned a blackish brown all over, greasy and blistered, fried, in a word, with not only the entire face and all the hair and the ears burned off, not to mention all the clothing, but also the hands and feet, with what remains of the arms and legs bent at the knees and elbows and burned into absolutely rigid angles, burned a greasy blackish brown like the bursting body itself, so that this husband, father, officer, gentleman, this ornamentum of some mother’s eye, His Majesty the Baby of just twenty-odd years back, has been reduced to a charred hulk with wings and shanks sticking out of it.’

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/412 "2015-03-06T23:48:50Z")

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\*\*Franklin’s Lost Expedition - Found  
Spacing Out Off Planet \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/413 "2015-03-07T00:40:59Z")

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**What would happen if you were raised without knowledge of the opposite sex?  
Where to report the results of mundane, silly experiments?**

Post 'em on the Dope, we’re not judgmental.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/414 "2015-03-07T08:01:41Z")

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**Well Dayumn! Gay Marriage is now Legal in Alabama  
I’m engaged!**

Good to see that you don’t waste any time.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/415 "2015-03-07T16:19:48Z")

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\*\*You seldom get a set-up like this IRL  
Watch out for stoned bunnies  
Spacing Out Off Planet  
Conservatives hate Spock \*\*

For getting bunnies stoned?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/416 "2015-03-07T20:20:06Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\*You seldom get a set-up like this IRL  
> Watch out for stoned bunnies  
> Spacing Out Off Planet  
> Conservatives hate Spock \*\*
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> For getting bunnies stoned?

I had two of those in #404. The spaced and stoned bunnies have been bumping into each other foir a day or two.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/417 "2015-03-07T21:58:15Z")

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**Name a scent that, whenever you smell it, it takes you back to your childhood.  
Myostatin inhibitor?**

They didn’t have that when I was a child. Now ether…that really takes me back.

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/418 "2015-03-07T23:22:31Z")

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**Transcendental Meditation: Worth the $$$ for a course?  
If I found a couple million dollars…**

At that price, the course had better be pretty damned transcendental.

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/419 "2015-03-08T00:51:02Z")

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**Student finds teacher hanging in classroom.  
Happy ladies day**

At least it wasn’t soap on a rope…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/420 "2015-03-08T02:37:49Z")

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\*\* Determining If Someone Is Canadian…  
Mean Old Lady\*\*

Now, now…there’s _no such thing_ as a mean Canadian.

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