# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/441 "2015-03-14T16:56:39Z")
**Like guns? Like guitars? Music for cats!** Screeching distorted guitar wailing interspersed with shotgun blasts. Your cat will love it! ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/442 "2015-03-15T00:07:40Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Pet peeve: “The wife” > > What’s In A Name? > > Pet Name Discomfort\*\* And then there’s… \*\*Creamsicle kitty likes us What’s In A Name? Pet Name Discomfort\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/443 "2015-03-15T17:52:44Z")
\*\*Boys’ basketball players walk off court in support of cheerleader with Down’s syndrome The Kid Who Made It\*\* TWO consecutive feel good stories! Nice… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/444 "2015-03-17T21:56:28Z")
**The downside to legalizing marijuana Got a promotion! And got SHAFTED!!** Damn you marijuana! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/445 "2015-03-18T06:30:27Z")
**I just saw the 1st sign of Spring Cinnamon Imp Marries In Secret** Ah, spring, when a young Doper’s fancy turns to thoughts of love! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/446 "2015-03-19T02:08:10Z")
\*\* animal potty training, Shock blanket? Download and upload speeds?\*\* I’m betting on a fast download. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/447 "2015-03-19T02:41:23Z")
\*\*Help with online dating profile You’ve been given $15,000 for your Honeymoon. What do you do? \*\* Okay, the first thing you do is, you mention that on your dating profile… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/448 "2015-03-19T20:28:11Z")
**Show us your computer! Anyone want to talk to PC remote virus detection techs?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/449 "2015-03-20T02:17:31Z")
**Someone’s breaking into your house with intent to do you and your family harm. Help, I’m drowning in donated stuff!** “Next…we’ll drop off _the big box of secondhand clothes and the complete set of National Geographic_…bwa-ha-ha!” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/450 "2015-03-20T15:55:50Z")
\*\*Solar Eclipse - March 20, 2015 Ask the person who will probably miss seeing a total solar eclipse [Ed. title] Do you wake up in the night feeling inexplicably and overwhelmingly sad? \*\* Yes. But it’s not inexplicable. I told you I’ll _miss the solar eclipse!_ ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/451 "2015-03-20T16:40:39Z")
\*\*Design your own Around-the-World Cruise Hairballs. And puking \*\* I can hardly…gaaaak…contain myself…errrrrrk…at the thought of all that fun! ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/452 "2015-03-20T16:54:00Z")
\*\*How do people not understand wanting to live in the country? Emergency Alert System Tests \*\* Damn sirens are constantly blowing out there in rural America. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/453 "2015-03-20T17:54:40Z")
**Celebrities who have completely vanished Top Gear’s Clarkson suspended** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/454 "2015-03-21T00:43:14Z")
**Unpronouncable (by non locals) town names Emergency Alert System Tests** Everyone who lives in the town knows that it’s pronounced throatwarbler mangrove. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/455 "2015-05-18T05:02:28Z")
\*\*Perceptions about USA from non-Americans that Americans might be surprised to learn Decapitation! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/456 "2015-05-18T11:59:27Z")
\*\* Have you ever had a co worker stopped talking to you for no reason? Decapitation! \*\* That’s no excuse. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/457 "2015-05-18T14:05:10Z")
\*\* Do Any New Cars Still Have The Following? Mmp! Mmp! Mmp! \*\* They don’t build cars like they used to! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/458 "2015-05-18T15:20:36Z")
\*\* Mmp! Mmp! Mmp! Spell check fail \*\* \*Mumps! Mumps! Mumps! \*? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/459 "2015-05-18T17:54:33Z")
\*\* Waco biker war Saw a man cut in half, everything spilling, alive, alert for a long time…how?\*\* Well, them Scimitars is _tough_. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/460 "2015-05-18T17:59:59Z")
\*\*The Tackiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen Saw a man cut in half, everything spilling, alive, alert for a long time…how? \*\* And, boy, was it _tacky_! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=24)