# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/461 "2015-05-18T18:12:45Z")
\*\*Strange things you’ve found Mmp! Mmp! Mmp! \*\* “Why, that’s the jest of it! When he raided the lab he was half-deaf with the noise from Outside, and never noticed what was in the floor! Not fed for a month, ye say? Ye be modest, sir. Those things have been buried in those pits two centuries gone!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/462 "2015-05-18T19:07:07Z")
\*\*Measles more dangerous than you thought. Mmp! Mmp! Mmp! \*\* Mmps are still pretty dangerous, too. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/463 "2015-05-18T19:25:59Z")
\*\*Do Any New Cars Still Have The Following? Spell check fail \*\* Not mine, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/464 "2015-05-18T19:58:01Z")
\*\* Why’s it so hard to fire something into the sun? Pop up sprinkler heads \*\* Every time our rocket gets close to the sun, the sprinkler heads pop up and push us away from it! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/465 "2015-05-18T20:15:09Z")
\*\* Saw a man cut in half, everything spilling, alive, alert for a long time…how? Measles more dangerous than you thought. \*\* That’s the _worst_ case of measles I ever saw! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/466 "2015-05-18T20:16:30Z")
I’ve been waiting for this pair: \*\* Humble brag, my butt. It’s worse than a braggity brag Veterinarian brags about killing a cat \*\* ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/467 "2015-05-18T21:24:08Z")
These were separated by one, but I just couldn’t help myself: \*\*It’s “Ride Your Bike To Work Week”! Waco biker war \*\* I think I’ll pass on Bike to Work Week this year. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/468 "2015-05-18T23:28:59Z")
\*\* Shopping center names no one uses It’s all over\*\* Our Anchor Stores Are Dying and The Mall White People Don’t Go To Any More also seem to have fallen out of favor. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/469 "2015-05-19T00:34:27Z")
**Men’s obsession with women’s breasts Is this rape? (_Don’t Need Answer Fast_)** It’s rude to stare, but I wouldn’t go so far as to call it “rape”. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/470 "2015-05-29T15:25:22Z")
IMHO Forum It’s our lifestyle! (Man walks woman on leash in mall) GrumpyBunny My housetrained dog suddenly won’t pee or poop outside aprilgirl317 **Cleanup in Aisle 10** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/471 "2015-05-29T17:04:57Z")
**Today’s the day a planetary alignment was supposed to cause a 9.8 earthquake in California What’s the most comfortable office chair** I want to be comfy for the quake. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/472 "2015-05-29T19:53:41Z")
**Ask the guy who’s just been shopping in Denver pot stores Adventures in grocery shopping** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=23)