# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/41 "2015-01-15T04:35:20Z")
\*\*Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating] Eating Brains? \*\* This is why you shouldn’t date zombies. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/42 "2015-01-15T10:47:22Z")
**Strange thing has appeared out of nowhere Man, 25, claims he has two penises** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/43 "2015-01-15T14:22:40Z")
\*\* Did dogs make us what we are? 1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/44 "2015-01-15T18:03:47Z")
\*\* Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating] 1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/45 "2015-01-15T19:21:47Z")
**5 years since my last post. What’s changed (and hasn’t changed)? The new General Manager of the Chicago Bears is 37 years old. I’m 38.** …and that’s about it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/46 "2015-01-16T03:40:10Z")
\*\* I’d love some relationship advice please. I think my girlfriend is cheating. Someone is in my house.\*\* “Not to worry, honey, it’s just the plumber.” (giggle) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/47 "2015-01-16T12:50:09Z")
\*\* Was i drugged and raped ? Can we talk about Bill Cosby?\*\* Dang, but that’s one busy geezer. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/48 "2015-01-17T00:54:59Z")
\*\* What will an MRI see that a CAT scan won’t? The black spots in salami - dried blood?\*\* Could be a salami tumor. Better order a PET scan. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/49 "2015-01-17T16:39:23Z")
\*\* Does anyone sell non-vanilla plain ice cream? Ideas for using up leftover candy cane?i \*\* Add to non-vanilla plain ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/50 "2015-01-17T21:38:22Z")
**What discontinued items do you miss? Casual sex after college** Those were the days, my friend… ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/51 "2015-01-17T22:15:38Z")
\*\*Am I still fat? People That Are So Self Absorbed \*\* No comment. ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/52 "2015-01-17T23:34:36Z")
\*\*Spacex reusable rocket launch Rapid unscheduled disassembly and other rocket scientist jokes \*\* Dude, maybe you need to go by train… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/53 "2015-01-18T03:10:48Z")
\*\*IT Management and Human-Computer Interaction Sexual Harassment: Turning a blind eye? WHY? \*\* Hey, what happens in the server room stays in the server room. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/54 "2015-01-18T04:51:21Z")
**The world’s cartoonists react to the Paris massacre. "Fuck it, I quit."** Understandable. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/55 "2015-01-18T14:18:51Z")
**Female (former) English teacher arrested again for sex with student New Ballboys** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/56 "2015-01-18T14:20:52Z")
**Was i drugged and raped ? I’d love some relationship advice please. I think my girlfriend is cheating.** If she’s drugging and raping other people, I’d say the magic is gone. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/57 "2015-01-18T19:39:21Z")
\*\* Young friend who cannot talk about anything but herself People That Are So Self Absorbed\*\* Never mind that, want to hear what happened to me today? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/58 "2015-01-19T00:55:17Z")
\*\*How to temporarily treat heartburn in the early morning? Driving a knife into someone’s brain through the top of the skull (NEED ANSWER FAST!) \*\* Kind of drastic if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/59 "2015-01-19T01:33:48Z")
**Things that aren’t there anymore… What would you do if you were on the verge of becoming homeless?** Dude! Where’s my _house?_ :eek: ETA: **Smoke gets in your…vagina? Smoking a carton a day** Girl, you smoke that much, it has to come out _somewhere!_ . ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/60 "2015-01-19T03:28:23Z")
**Democrats’ latest tax proposal Euthanasia for non-terminally-ill patients** And you thought the Republicans were hard-hearted! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=4)