# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/61 "2015-01-19T13:23:56Z")
\*\*How did Russia become such a large country? Photoshop Elements tutorial \*\* I knew it!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/62 "2015-01-19T13:38:46Z")
\*\* What myths do we tell ourselves to keep our sanity Axis Strategy Victory Scenario in WWII - Possible?\*\* “I tell you, Willi, the Panzers will be coming down the Autobahn any minute now!” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/63 "2015-01-19T15:43:48Z")
**How does one get moisture out of a car? A new start, on a new Earth** Kinda radical, but I hear it works. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/64 "2015-01-19T17:24:41Z")
\*\* Mom wants me to make her something for Christmas A new start, on a new Earth\*\* You’re going to need a _lot_ of yarn. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/65 "2015-01-19T21:48:20Z")
\*\* Eating Brains? Little things that you are irrationally picky about\*\* I’ve told you time and time again - no cerebellum! I’m sending this back. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/66 "2015-01-20T04:16:54Z")
\*\*Little things that you are irrationally picky about Advice about my Babies Dad \*\* Look, you want to have a baby, right? Just pick a male _Homo sapiens_ who’s capable of producing viable sperm and get on with it! \*\*What subject would you be qualified to write a SD staff report? Spell my name, spell my name \*\* “Michael. M-I-C-H-E-A-L. Mi- Aw, crap!” \*\*Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do? Eric Holder makes changes to federal civil forfeiture program \*\* “Did you hear? In the latest ish of _Swift Justice: The World’s Fastest Attorney General_, they killed off Eric Holder!” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/67 "2015-01-20T14:59:19Z")
\*\*UK dopers - where should I live? Snorkeling \*\* If an aquatic lifestyle is tempting, ditch the UK and head for the Caribbean. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/68 "2015-01-20T15:07:00Z")
**How strong is the suction in space if your spaceship has a hole in it? Smoke gets in your…vagina?** Impressive suction. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/69 "2015-01-20T15:21:17Z")
\*\*Pillow talk - What’s on YOUR bed? Hypnotherapy \*\* You’re getting kinky…very kinky ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/70 "2015-01-20T20:09:17Z")
\*\*Pizza Hut’s New Menu I feel like chicken tonight \*\* After reading the menu, I don’t want Pizza, either. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/71 "2015-01-21T13:35:17Z")
\*\*Who should be punished in this workplace violence situation? Mel Blanc: The Greatest Voice Actor Ever \*\* Well if the fight was between Daffy, Bugs and the Road Runner, this seems pretty reasonable. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/72 "2015-01-21T13:50:20Z")
\*\* Would Hell keep updated on torture technology? Tell me about Planet Fitness\*\* “Satan says I’ve only got 5,376,777,942,000 hours to go on the elliptical, then I get a 5-minute break.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/73 "2015-01-21T14:05:55Z")
\*\*Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do? It’s January 17, and I just took down my Christmas lights \*\* “Tell – my wife — to – put – up – the – Valentine – hearts.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/74 "2015-01-21T14:10:31Z")
\*\*Why is everything hackable? 2 Questions about Alpacas \*\* Are alpacas hackable? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/75 "2015-01-21T15:03:05Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Are alpacas hackable? They’re Halpackable. **Share Some Mangled Language “Can’t you read the sign?”** Sure I can, but it doesn’t make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/76 "2015-01-21T15:53:40Z")
**"machine" gun versus “submachine” gun His head just popped right off!** Sounds like a machine gun to me. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/77 "2015-01-21T18:41:51Z")
\*\* If the White House were attacked who would respond? The 2016 Democratic Candidates \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/78 "2015-01-21T19:21:23Z")
**Man, 25, claims he has two penises The last stage of bipolar disorder is not suicide** Well, he certainly has two poles… ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/79 "2015-01-21T22:21:39Z")
**Never been this sad before Getting off Paxil** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/80 "2015-01-21T23:28:50Z")
\*\* Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do? Spell my name, spell my name \*\* But only once. To save time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=5)