# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/101 "2015-01-23T23:30:58Z")
\*\* Your proud, specific accomplishments Testifying Against Yourself In Traffic Court \*\* “No, Your Honor, I wasn’t going 15 miles per hour over the speed limit–I was going _30_ miles per hour over the speed limit! And what’s more, it was in a school zone! In the name of Justice, I demand that I be properly punished!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/102 "2015-01-23T23:49:13Z")
I swear it hadn’t been done before – doh! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/103 "2015-01-24T00:01:10Z")
\*\* Little things that you are irrationally picky about Extinction!\*\* I just don’t want it to be _my_ species. Although it’d make it easier to get Red Sox tickets. ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/104 "2015-01-24T03:23:51Z")
Sometimes these stories just write themselves: \*\* “Can’t you read the sign?” Dear SUV Driver: Just Because You Didn’t Crash into the Parked Car… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/105 "2015-01-24T04:04:19Z")
\*\*Good-bye Sweet CharlieCat Is my vet lying? \*\* Nope. Cat’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/106 "2015-01-24T05:39:39Z")
**Apparently Republican women do not want to be kept barefoot and pregnant. Draft all women and send them to fight terrorism** Er, no “middle ground”, then? ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/107 "2015-01-24T13:26:35Z")
**Didn’t Know Doughnuts Die It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/108 "2015-01-24T17:24:07Z")
**Hey! Wanna meet? (Phoenix/Arizona and surrounding states Dopefest planning) Winter is very mild** Don’t freeze in your arctic climes! Party in Arizona, where Winter is always mild! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/109 "2015-01-24T21:12:31Z")
\*\*Looking for Florida opinions; bachelor party What exists these days for professional women’s apparel… \*\* We have Naughty Nurse, Naughty Policewoman (fully functional handcuffs included, natch), Naughty Nun (hey, that’s a [a profession](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profession_%28religious%29) too), and for your more…ah…specialized tastes we have Naughty Veterinarian (“Furry” Costumes sold separately). ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/110 "2015-01-24T22:53:31Z")
\*\*Murdering raping savages are on the loose I just ran 4 miles! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/111 "2015-01-24T23:00:23Z")
**Is my vet lying? Your best and worst job interview meals** The interview went well, but I think he was lying about the carnitas. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/112 "2015-01-25T00:52:04Z")
**Your best and worst job interview meals It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog** The Ken-L Ration was kind of stale, but they _did_ keep filling my bowl… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/113 "2015-01-25T01:47:36Z")
**What happens when a person gets arrested… Testicular torsion? Ever heard of it?** ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/114 "2015-01-25T02:11:46Z")
\*\*Strange Use of “Took” to Mean “Gave” Steroids in professional sports and health effects \*\* “No, doc - when I said I took steroids, I meant I ‘took’ them to someone else!” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/115 "2015-01-25T05:48:16Z")
\*\*It is wise to scoff at preppers? Are their fears really so outlandish? Imagine the impact of an unlikely natural disaster striking a major city Extinction! \*\* After the Great Chicago Hurricane, me and my basement full of beans will be all that prevents the End of the Human Race! ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/116 "2015-01-25T08:38:10Z")
\*\* Saudi King Abdullah dead at 90 Didn’t Know Doughnuts Die\*\* Weirdest racial slur ever ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/117 "2015-01-25T09:29:27Z")
**Imagine the impact of an unlikely natural disaster striking a major city Extinction!** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/118 "2015-01-25T14:44:26Z")
\*\*Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do? I just ran 4 miles! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/119 "2015-01-25T16:57:00Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > \*\* Saudi King Abdullah dead at 90 > Didn’t Know Doughnuts Die\*\* They’re paired up again. **Saudi King Abdullah dead at 90 Didn’t Know Doughnuts Die** _Ich bin ein King Abdullah!_ . ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/120 "2015-01-25T19:42:34Z")
**Did any other human species, have such gender strength disparities Toilet Problems** Apparently the toilet seat is too heavy for one gender to put down after the other one lifts it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=7)