# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/121 "2015-01-25T23:06:46Z")
\*\*There are rules. One is YOU DON’T MESS WITH A PERSON’S CAR! I’m quitting smoking, too. \*\* Okay, I understand this has been a tough week for you. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/122 "2015-01-26T13:08:05Z")
\*\* Winter is very mild New England Dopers Will Soon Get Historic Blizzard Definition of a “Poonado” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/123 "2015-01-26T13:53:38Z")
Separated by one. And not entirelky accurate, but interesting: \*\*Who was the biological father of Michael Jackson’s kids? “Black parents give birth to white baby” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/124 "2015-01-26T14:01:55Z")
**New England Dopers Will Soon Get Historic Blizzard Winter is very mild** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/125 "2015-01-26T18:13:02Z")
\*\* I just watched “Alien” for the first time Happy ending, but we know better \*\* No Comment ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/126 "2015-01-26T18:39:17Z")
\*\*Things that you’ve read/seen that you wish you hadn’t? I just watched “Alien” for the first time \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/127 "2015-01-26T19:26:14Z")
\*\* Blizzard in Boston, what can we expect? Toilet Problems\*\* Frozen logs? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/128 "2015-01-26T22:57:09Z")
\*\* Euthanasia for non-terminally-ill patients Chicken upsets stomach if cooked with lid?\*\* Euthanasia is my go-to remedy when I run out of Pepto-Bismol. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/129 "2015-01-27T02:01:45Z")
\*\*Stupid religious question Should I spend the extra money? \*\* No, put it back in the collection plate where you found it. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/130 "2015-01-27T02:33:36Z")
**Our goldfish committed suicide! Indisputably true things which aren’t true** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/131 "2015-01-27T03:01:55Z")
\*\*New England Dopers Will Soon Get Historic Blizzard A Very Special Vacation Opportunity \*\* “Oh, look, honey–downed power lines!” “Oooh–it’s so magical they way they spark like that!” ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/132 "2015-01-27T03:34:35Z")
\*\*Things other people are picky about, but you don’t care. Criminal Post Conviction Releif from a Void Judgment \*\* “Eh, sentence me or don’t - it’s all good.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/133 "2015-01-27T13:17:05Z")
\*\* What? Genetic sexual attraction Little things that you are irrationally picky about\*\* Nice TATA box ya got there, honey. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/134 "2015-01-27T13:58:16Z")
**Tell Me About Pittsburgh, Then… Help us to drill a new water well.** How about I tell you about Pittsburgh _while_ I help you drill a new well? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/135 "2015-01-27T15:17:23Z")
\*\*New England Dopers Will Soon Get Historic Blizzard Tell Me About Pittsburgh, Then… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/136 "2015-01-27T15:21:28Z")
**Fucking U.S. Government How on EARTH is Dean Koontz a published author?** \*\*Vital Records… are they public? How does this “mind-reading” trick work? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/137 "2015-01-27T21:56:16Z")
\*\* Effects of Prednisone RSS spam ghosts\*\* “Some users have also experienced goldfish suicides, inflated unicorn horns and poonados. Talk to your doctor to see if Prednisone is right for _you_.” ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/138 "2015-01-28T20:16:21Z")
**My neighbor, Mr. Ohseedee The drama across the street.** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/139 "2015-01-28T21:48:22Z")
\*\*Popping Your Cherry with the MMP Sweet Merciful Jesus!! Aren’t there laws against this? \*\* Only if it wasn’t consensual. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/140 "2015-01-29T02:09:18Z")
\*\*Dean Koontz’s Frankenstein series (spoilers) How on EARTH is Dean Koontz a published author?\*\* Now you tell me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491.md?page=8)