# The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491 "2015-01-10T18:38:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/141 "2015-01-29T04:38:12Z")

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\*\*Could someone else have been buried in Grant’s tomb? Teacher made boy cried.  
Miguel de Cervantes’ coffin possibly found \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/142 "2015-01-29T13:01:57Z")

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\*\* inflatable unicorn horn for cats

There is such a thing as a professional cat circus. Here it is

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/143 "2015-01-29T13:49:00Z")

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\*\* I am curious about naturism…  
Would you turn in a stranger for a petty crime? \*\*

If I see you naked on the buffet line at Golden Corral, you can count on my calling 911.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/144 "2015-01-29T14:29:04Z")

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\*\*What if Frodo had died at Weathertop?

Tolkien criticism  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/145 "2015-01-29T15:50:12Z")

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\*\*Would anyone like to do a Valentine’s Day Exchange?  
Popping Your Cherry with the MMP \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/146 "2015-01-29T17:33:24Z")

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**What if Frodo had died at Weathertop?  
Great story songs.**

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned from live to dead! Brave, brave, brave, Brave sir Frodo!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/147 "2015-01-29T22:53:13Z")

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\*\* Things other people are picky about, but you don’t care.  
Save 20,000 people from extermination, or prevent a mass “cure” (by mindrape) of gays?\*\*

Ask me again after the Super Bowl.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/148 "2015-01-30T13:20:53Z")

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\*\*We Have Pigeon Eggs

Sweet Merciful Jesus!! Aren’t there laws against this?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/149 "2015-01-31T16:15:23Z")

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\*\*The “squirting” debate  
Teacher pepper-sprayed while talking on the phone \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/150 "2015-01-31T18:01:31Z")

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\*\* Countdown to colonoscopy!  
Went to Stonehenge yesterday\*\*

You know, Stonehenge is not the best place to be when the Miralax kicks in…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/151 "2015-01-31T20:27:20Z")

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\*\*Countdown to colonoscopy!  
Another missing Asian airliner \*\*

And you think you’ll find it WHERE?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/152 "2015-01-31T20:58:29Z")

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**Vaginal steaming  
Would anyone like to do a Valentine’s Day Exchange?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/153 "2015-01-31T21:22:15Z")

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**Musings on a box of crackers  
Favorite existentialist philosopher**

I believe it was Friedrich Nabisco who said, ‘The individual is free to choose his cracker topping, but he is also responsible for the results. Still, everything fits when it sits on a Ritz.’

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/154 "2015-01-31T22:03:20Z")

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\*\* Things other people are picky about, but you don’t care.  
Poll: On which side are your saltines buttered?\*\*

You butter them on the _unsalted_ side? Why you…you _ **monster** _!!!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/155 "2015-01-31T22:24:20Z")

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**Indisputably true things which aren’t true  
Vaginal steaming**

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/156 "2015-01-31T22:30:33Z")

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\*\*Advanced metal detecting  
Chrome doing weird shit again \*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/157 "2015-02-01T00:35:42Z")

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\*\*Raise the Gas Tax. A Lot.  
A proposal for lower health care costs \*\*

“It’ll put the screws to the Saudis and the Iranians and the Venezuelans; it’ll help with the federal budget deficits; _and_ people will have to walk more, which will be good for their health! It’s a win-win-win proposal!”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/158 "2015-02-01T02:01:39Z")

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**Okaaaayyyy…so that happened.  
Went to Stonehenge yesterday**

I leaned against one of the sarsens, and… Well, have you ever played with dominos? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/159 "2015-02-01T04:45:29Z")

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**A classic car as a daily driver?  
this is for all racists**

[Exhibit A.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1205489/?ref_=nv_sr_1)

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-2015-sequential-threads-thread/709491/160 "2015-02-01T06:03:05Z")

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**Countdown to colonoscopy!  
I am getting married!**

That’s some interesting role-playing you’re into.

**New cars with fake engine sounds  
Sweet Merciful Jesus!! Aren’t there laws against this?**

Calm down. They don’t sound that bad.

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