# The First Dopefest of the Real New Millenium

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890 "2000-11-12T13:23:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890/221 "2001-01-13T21:18:10Z")

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LIES! I need MORE pics! More, DAMMIT!

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890/222 "2001-01-15T10:29:56Z")

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I’ve been ordered to bump and I’m too scared to be disobedient.

Where are all those damn pics I tried so hard to look half normal in? OK, so I failed. Let the freak show begin.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890/223 "2001-01-15T15:31:36Z")

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Wait, it’s possible for andy to look NORMAL? Who knew???

😃

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890/224 "2001-01-15T17:07:10Z")

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Falc, I said _half_ normal…😉

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890/225 "2001-01-15T21:40:46Z")

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Okay, okay, enough chit-chat! I’m sick, I’m alone, I’m tired and I want something to cheer me up, dammit!

And I mean pics, okay? Don’t let your twee imaginations run away with y’all. 😃

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890/226 "2001-01-15T21:47:24Z")

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Why on EARTH would our imaginations run away with us, Nymmy? _innocent look_

_hunts through bags_ Now where did I put that violin… 😉

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-first-dopefest-of-the-real-new-millenium/40890/227 "2001-01-16T09:09:19Z")

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Okay, I’m still sick, I’m feverish, I’m unhappy, I’m alone, and I really, really want some soup. The least you people could do is give me some pics. Jay-zus.

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