# the Flash - New TV Series

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 4, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023 "2014-06-04T14:21:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/21 "2014-06-09T11:30:48Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> “Crime Alley”? Why the HELL would anyone take a nighttime stroll down a street called “Crime Alley”? And with a small child, yet?
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> I used to feel sorry for Bruce Wayne, at least a little. Now, I think he was probably raised better by Alfred and Aunt Harriet than his mom and dad were equipped to do…

It was originally “Crimea Lane” named after the small Crimea River (which was completely paved over in the mid -1800s and is now part of the Gotham City sewer system).

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**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/22 "2014-06-09T17:12:01Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> “Crime Alley”? Why the HELL would anyone take a nighttime stroll down a street called “Crime Alley”? And with a small child, yet?

My issue was always why they were in _any_ alley. Okay, they left the Fleidermaus early because little Bruce was scared, making him more guilty because it’s his fault they were there. (though in Miller’s version they left the Mark of Zorro, and his guilt came from having enjoyed himself so much just before things went south). But why slip out the back into some garbage-strewn crime-ridden alley? Wearing tuxes, pearls and other _accoutrements_ that fairly scream “Rob us!”

And whatever the origins of the name, the people of Gotham knew it was Crime Alley. Chicago’s often know jack-all about St. Frances X. Cabrini but they knew to avoid Cabrini Green.

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**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/23 "2014-06-10T02:03:38Z")

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> [@epbrown01](#):
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> And whatever the origins of the name, the people of Gotham knew it was Crime Alley. Chicago’s often know jack-all about St. Frances X. Cabrini but they knew to avoid Cabrini Green.

Yes, but it was one of those events which marked the decline of Gotham’s safety. It _should_ have been perfectly safe to cut through there.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/24 "2014-06-10T02:19:17Z")

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> [@Lok](#):
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> … looks like Flash will be off to a quicker start.

That was deliberate, right?

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/25 "2014-06-14T04:18:54Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> “Crime Alley”? Why the HELL would anyone take a nighttime stroll down a street called “Crime Alley”? And with a small child, yet?
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> I used to feel sorry for Bruce Wayne, at least a little. Now, I think he was probably raised better by Alfred and Aunt Harriet than his mom and dad were equipped to do…

> [@epbrown01](#):
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> My issue was always why they were in _any_ alley. Okay, they left the Fleidermaus early because little Bruce was scared, making him more guilty because it’s his fault they were there. (though in Miller’s version they left the Mark of Zorro, and his guilt came from having enjoyed himself so much just before things went south). But why slip out the back into some garbage-strewn crime-ridden alley? Wearing tuxes, pearls and other _accoutrements_ that fairly scream “Rob us!”
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> And whatever the origins of the name, the people of Gotham knew it was Crime Alley. Chicago’s often know jack-all about St. Frances X. Cabrini but they knew to avoid Cabrini Green.

You are both assuming facts not in evidence. The name Crime Alley was given to the location _as a result_ of the Waynes’ murders, _not before_. Then it was Park Row (Not Crimea Lane) in a fashionable part of Gotham, now it is Crime Alley in a nasty part of a crime ridden city. So there was no reason at all for the Waynes to avoid it, or to expect to mugged, let alone murdered there.

> [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](#):
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> That was deliberate, right?

I’m glad someone read what I wrote. Finally.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/26 "2014-06-14T05:17:03Z")

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I’m in. _Arrow_ is great, so I’ll give this a shot.

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**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/27 "2014-06-14T18:32:32Z")

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Anyone else notice that John Wesley Shipp plays Barry’s dad?

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/28 "2014-06-14T21:21:55Z")

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> [@Cayuga](#):
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> Anyone else notice that John Wesley Shipp plays Barry’s dad?

There seems to be a pattern of casting a prior generation’s actor as a parental figure in new iterations. But then, most forgotten actors would probably take an agent’s call in a… well, you know.

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/29 "2014-06-15T06:46:23Z")

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> [@Cayuga](#):
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> Anyone else notice that John Wesley Shipp plays Barry’s dad?

You mean besides in post 1 where that is pointed out? No, it hasn’t been mentioned since then.

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**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flash-new-tv-series/690023/30 "2014-06-15T13:05:18Z")

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What, you mean I’m supposed to read the OP before posting? Get outta town!  
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