# The Flintstones Reveals the Voice Cast for Its New Series ..will it be the next "velma"?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 12, 2023, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060 "2023-03-12T07:14:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Galactus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galactus/32/3581_2.png) [@Galactus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galactus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/21 "2023-03-12T21:10:46Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Fred sits in front of a stone pc and types, and a bunch of ants scurry out the back carrying copies of what he wrote, or something.

It’s the World Wide Web, wouldn’t it be spiders?

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/22 "2023-03-12T21:24:30Z")

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Maybe a series of tubes?

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/23 "2023-03-13T00:51:38Z")

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I think the only reason the original series was successful was that there were only 3 channels. When the Flintstones was the best thing on, you realize the suckitude of tv of that era.

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**Author:** ![Asuka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@Asuka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asuka)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/24 "2023-03-13T01:22:46Z")

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I heard they already got some great celebrity guests lined up, Chris Rock, Paula Poundstone and Sharon Stone!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/25 "2023-03-13T01:35:11Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> How many kids today know who the Flintstones are?

[I started a thread on this topic 12 years ago.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-kids-these-days-still-watch-the-flintstones/595156) The answer at the time seemed to be “Some of them do, but they tend to like Scooby-Doo a lot more.”

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/26 "2023-03-13T02:08:31Z")

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> [@Asuka](#):
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> I heard they already got some great celebrity guests lined up, Chris Rock, Paula Poundstone and Sharon Stone!

Kids these days. I liked Ann Marg-Rock, Stoney Curtis and Cary Granite.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/27 "2023-03-13T02:26:06Z")

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They missed the obvious blue ribbon idea of Gilbert Gottfried as the Great Gazoo.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/28 "2023-03-13T02:27:56Z")

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Gottfried is unfortunately too busy being dead to play any roles right now. I could see, say, Maurice LaMarche doing great as Gazoo, though.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/29 "2023-03-13T02:33:16Z")

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Yes, Gottfried is dead. Hence my saying that they missed the opportunity to use him.

Maurice LaMarche wouldn’t be a bad choice, especially since Joe Alaska died, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they got Tara Strong or Cree Summer if they decided to add Gazoo.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/30 "2023-03-13T05:11:19Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> The whole culture that’s portrayed, the individual personalities and relationships and behavioral norms. You don’t need complex plot arcs.

That’s not “canon.” My post was specifically in response to someone saying the new show would “retcon” some more recent Flintstones movie. To which I say, it’s the Flintstones. There is no sorry canon to retcon.

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**Author:** ![zbuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zbuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zbuzz)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/31 "2023-03-13T06:50:06Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> Definitely sounds like it’ll have plenty of room to be accused of “wokeness” if it’s all about this progressive new world the Flintstones boomers just don’t understand

Some people will just never understand the simple pleasure of having a gay old time.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/32 "2023-03-13T10:18:25Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> > [@nightshadea](#):
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> > hey’re retconning the last 3 animated tv specials from the 00s
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> I’m sorry, but since when do the Flintstones have _canon._ There’s nothing to retcon.

there are 2 animated movies and a xmas special in which the first one pebbles and bamm bamm get married and move to hollyrock so pebbles can further her music career (she becomes a producer) and bamm bamm starts writing for the movie/tv studios

the second is they have twins and the original gang become grandparents and a whole bunch of shenanigans s in which Fred and barney try to help the kids out in their careers and the usual having baby chaos ensues (oddly enough the female twin takes after bamm bamm in strength and looks and the boy takes after pebbles which I thought was a nice switch from usual )

the xmas special is everyone’s in bedrock for Christmas but fred and wilma are having empty nest syndrome and end up adopting an rough and tough orphan for the holidays who was supposed to be part of the family by the end

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**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/33 "2023-03-13T11:44:47Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> the xmas special is everyone’s in bedrock for Christmas

Hang on a second; is Jesus _retroactively_ the reason for the season?

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**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/34 "2023-03-13T12:07:50Z")

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I hope Fred and Barney will still be police officers with the Shmoo as their partner.

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**Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/35 "2023-03-13T12:32:09Z")

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I suppose there is reason to dread. Too many instances in which a revival uses the source for nothing but built-in audience goodwill.

> [@Jophiel](#):
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> The MSN article says _“Pedro is on the verge of retirement…”_ and the Deadline article it cribs from says _“with Fred on the brink of retirement…”_
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> Is Fred turned into Pedro (Peter = Rock) in the Spanish version or something?

Yep. In the version I grew up with:  
Show: “Los Picapiedra”  
Lead couple: Pedro y Vilma Picapiedra  
Neighbors: Pablo y Betty Mármol  
City: Piedradura (in some other parts of the Hispanosphere, Rocadura)  
Lodge: Los Búfalos Mojados (the Wet Buffalo)  
Kids’ names stayed the same.  
Bonus: Rock Roll (generic Elvis expy) becomes Piedrique Muzmán, in tribute to Mexican early rocker Enrique Guzmán.

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2023, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/36 "2023-03-18T14:01:49Z")

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> [@hogarth](#):
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> I hope Fred and Barney will still be police officers with the Shmoo as their partner.

That’d sure add a Li’l twist! I miss old school Saturday morning cartoons!

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**Post date:** [March 18, 2023, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-flintstones-reveals-the-voice-cast-for-its-new-series-will-it-be-the-next-velma/981060/37 "2023-03-18T16:30:42Z")

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My money’s on Billy Eichner.

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