On second thought, I don’t see any point of your calling Obama’s DHS. You’ll probably just piss them off.
The LSM. They’ve proven in the past that they can get passenger lists, home addresses, and security videos. Maybe they could bribe someone? Or threaten to expose them on the internet where they would be ridiculed by the redickuless.
I don’t have to call them, because I’m not the one grossly misunderstanding what they mean. If you have any questions about whether or not to call to report that you “see something”, please talk to a responsible adult first.
How dare you sir!
It’s very clear that doorhinge can make most anything out of straw!
CMC fnord!
The woman on the plane. I think her name may be doorhinge.
Cause people are dumb and forget stuff.
I think I’d support that. Punishment for false reports would cut down on false reports. I don’t care if it cuts down on real reports, because like I said, I’m willing to take chances. Besides, I assume apropos of nothing that the real terrorism incidents will balance out the reluctance of some people to report something suspicious. Its all a circle you see! 
That’s a “her”?
OMG!
I just glanced out my window, and saw something!!!
Who do I call???
How is the position that the media is obligated to seek her out with extraordinary measures and extract her side of the story, when she isn’t voluntarily giving it, functionally or practically any different from my “if you can’t get her version, don’t report the story” surmise, which you said was wrong?
:dubious:
Ghostbusters!
No, that’s when you see nothing and should still say something.
That depends. Was it algebra or calculus?
Dylan should rewrite the Talkin’ John Birch Society Paranoid Blues into the Talkin’ Doorhinge paranoid Muslim terrorist blues for you. Don’t blame Robert Welch or Trump, blame them Commies/Terrorists. That terrorists exist doesn’t mean that they are down deep inside your toilet bowl.
It was calculus, so I would guess the appropriate person to call would be a dental hygienist. To, you know, scrape it off.
What makes you think that the woman’s side of the story has not been fully and accurately reported? We don’t need her words for that; we’ve got the airline, the TSA, and the mathematician all reporting the incident. Do you believe that if we hear her version, we will all slap our heads, and say, “Oh, yeah, of course! I’d have done the same.”
Obviously, in unhinged’s world that’s exactly what will happen.
Based on the title I thought this thread was going to be about the dolts who regularly fly their Best Buy drones through commercial flight paths.
Even granting that:
- The woman is an idiot for thinking writing math is a terrorist activity.
- Why did it take the airline (I believe they handled it not TSA) 2 hours to determine writing math is not a terrorist activity?
It should have taken 5 minutes to get the guy back on the plane and explain to the woman that she is dumber than a retarded shar-pei.
Doorhinge
It’s Not Rocket Surgery, obviously.