# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/1 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")
**Darth Vader in Japan Jedi is a religion now?** ---
**Author:** ![Vox\_Imperatoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Vox\_Imperatoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vox_Imperatoris)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/2 "2009-02-05T04:16:44Z")
**The Jehovah’s Witlesses Called Today The Kindness of Strangers Thread** Valete, Vox Imperatoris ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/3 "2009-02-05T05:40:18Z")
**It’s Alice Cooper’s birthday. Yes, dammit, he’s still alive! Awesome huge snake fossil discovered in Colombia.** Was it one of Cooper’s? How old _is_ he, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/4 "2009-02-05T13:00:30Z")
\*\*About to Join the 1000 Pound Club Bangkok Is Sinking \*\* ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/5 "2009-02-05T14:47:58Z")
Now showing in a Pit near you: \*\*I wish we would get some snow Enough with the fucking snow\*\* ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/6 "2009-02-05T15:05:02Z")
\*\*Oh my God - am I turning into Bridezilla?!?!?! Am I the only person who actually likes the smell of tar?\*\* “Hold still while I put on the feathers or get your sorry ass out of my wedding party!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/7 "2009-02-06T01:21:33Z")
\*\*How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story Ask the guy who worked in Antarctica ‘florida’ and ‘cold’ in the same sentence \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/8 "2009-02-06T01:37:08Z")
Nice… Wisconsin Teen Charged With Using Facebook for Sexual Blackmail HS dance team performs stripper lap dance routine at halftime - With video ---
**Author:** ![Sine\_Nomine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sine_nomine/32/513_2.png) [@Sine\_Nomine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sine_Nomine)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/9 "2009-02-06T02:59:37Z")
**The Kindness of Strangers Thread How does this scam work?** I’m cynical, I guess. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![troubledwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@troubledwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troubledwater)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/10 "2009-02-06T03:16:26Z")
**Advice for someone going to Hawaii?** **Fuck Australians** ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/11 "2009-02-06T03:23:13Z")
A couple of questions for straight guys: ``` Do you like your penis? Okay to skip sending flowers for a funeral? How difficult is it to install nerf bars on a truck? ``` ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/12 "2009-02-06T04:38:29Z")
My boss was taken away in an ambulance today Oh, local news: how you make me smile ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/13 "2009-02-06T04:43:18Z")
\*\*Biggest fuck up you ever made at work? Bangkok Is Sinking \*\* That’s a doozy. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/14 "2009-02-06T05:30:48Z")
\*\* Bizarre self-destructive behavior. Why, why, WHY!? I’ve lost 17 pounds in two months and the doctors don’t know why \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/15 "2009-02-06T05:31:08Z")
Just spotted this pair: \*\* Ever plan a multi-family vacation? (Disney World) Recommend a .22 bolt-action rifle\*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/16 "2009-02-06T07:52:05Z")
\*\*Biggest fuck up you ever made at work? We saw a bank robbery (almost) \*\* You fail at crime! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/17 "2009-02-06T14:15:35Z")
**Things you notice that others don’t. We saw a bank robbery (almost)** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/18 "2009-02-06T14:34:15Z")
**Best way to clean your monitor How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story** Remember, kids; gasoline is not a cleaning product! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/19 "2009-02-06T14:59:06Z")
**How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story Bizarre self-destructive behavior. Why, why, WHY!?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/20 "2009-02-06T18:29:49Z")
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