# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/201 "2009-02-24T18:39:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Yesterday the dragons were mating. > > It’s another “no paternity test needed” moment > > (seprated by one, but worth it) Now these two are contiguous. If only I’d waited! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/202 "2009-02-24T18:41:46Z")
\*\* Why Are We So Fat? Binary inches! \*\* Of course! ALL things look bigger when you express them in Binary! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/203 "2009-02-24T23:33:03Z")
\*\*CA Legislator Wants Legal Pot “Can’t breathe! Can’t breathe!” \*\* Tell them to bake it in brownies instead. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/204 "2009-02-25T03:40:53Z")
\*\* Yesterday the dragons were mating. Odd Animal News \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/205 "2009-02-25T09:01:57Z")
**So I went on a picnic and there was this head hanging from the bridge… Yet Another Photo Thread?** Ah, no thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/206 "2009-02-25T13:44:27Z")
**What is with all the pig love lately? How often do you get “checked out”?** Looks like someone’s really shakin’ the bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/207 "2009-02-25T14:02:09Z")
In New Posts: \*\*My father’s off to China - what should he bring back? Films that share a particular aspect of Benjamin Button \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/208 "2009-02-25T16:14:17Z")
\*\* Do you hate your in’laws? I do… So I went on a picnic and there was this head hanging from the bridge… \*\* and it was his mother-in-law’s! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/209 "2009-02-25T19:29:57Z")
\*\* “Can’t breathe! Can’t breathe!” Good thoughts needed \*\* Think about Oxygen! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/210 "2009-02-25T19:55:34Z")
**I need a new message board a lot like the Straight Dope I just do not believe this** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/211 "2009-02-25T23:14:23Z")
\*\*New workplace business? Arglefraster! \*\* The bastards ! \*\*It’s another “no paternity test needed” moment Tonight I am celebrating \*\* Well, um, good ? \*\*I didn’t have a heart attack! I mildly pit my girly bits \*\* Wow. I didn’t think you could get anything that even resembled a heart attack from **there**. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/212 "2009-02-25T23:58:14Z")
\*\*I’m Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Sorry Mother sets fire to her daughter’s gloating rapist \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/213 "2009-02-26T00:39:07Z")
\*\* I mildly pit my girly bits Thread for those whose knickers aren’t in a twist \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/214 "2009-02-26T00:52:45Z")
**How to jazz up an unimpressive resume’ “Known To Police” …** (Took a little liberty with the editing. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/215 "2009-02-26T05:23:35Z")
\*\* how the hell do I not have eggs??? I mildly pit my girly bits \*\* Yeah, they’re supposed to dispense them one at a time, not all at once. ---
**Author:** ![troubledwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@troubledwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troubledwater)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/216 "2009-02-26T13:19:44Z")
\*\*Do you like being photographed/videotaped? so where do you keep your porn?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/217 "2009-02-26T17:11:49Z")
\*\* It’s a moron… it’s a idiot… no it’s SUPERDAD!! The Ron Thread \*\* Same diff. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/218 "2009-02-26T18:36:48Z")
**So my father wants me to help him put his estate in order… Yard Sale Signs (and the like)** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/219 "2009-02-26T22:37:01Z")
\*\*Erections Going to the End of the Universe… \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Alastair\_Moonsong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@Alastair\_Moonsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alastair_Moonsong)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/220 "2009-02-27T00:01:37Z")
**Cutting (Behavioral) - Help Me Understand So, I cut the pad off of my finger yesterday** I don’t think examples are going to help… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=12)