# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/221 "2009-02-27T00:33:09Z")
\*\*How to jazz up an unimpressive resume’ Weird spam \*\* I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/222 "2009-02-27T03:16:48Z")
\*\*I Dodged a Bulllet my dad just died \*\* Ouch; too bad he was slower than you. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/223 "2009-02-27T03:55:32Z")
\*\*Gun People: Question I told my boss to fire me today. \*\* “…And he fired _at_ me instead.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/224 "2009-02-27T04:10:03Z")
\*\* Dear Humanity: I’m Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Sorry \*\* –God ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/225 "2009-02-27T14:13:47Z")
\*\* Best titles ever Insane Clown Posse … your thoughts? \*\* Best [del]title[/del]–ur, band name. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/226 "2009-02-27T14:34:21Z")
\*\*Mom is having a mastectomy My mom has hydropneumothorax \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/227 "2009-02-27T15:46:09Z")
**So, who’s on your ignore list? My extreme cynicism and negativity** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/228 "2009-02-27T18:52:35Z")
**I Dodged a Bulllet Gun People: Question** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/229 "2009-02-27T19:00:12Z")
\*\*Tell me about bad parenting… Without using the letter ‘e’ \*\* Bad Parnting is whn you don’t car about your kids ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/230 "2009-02-27T19:15:21Z")
\*\*my dad just died This is kinda cool… \*\* That’s cold. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/231 "2009-02-27T20:51:05Z")
\*\* For time-traveling cannibals, who were the best people to eat, historically? Skinny girls and attractiveness \*\* Naaaahhhh… Not enough meat on 'em. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/232 "2009-02-27T20:52:36Z")
\*\* Lost in translation Topless Coffee Shop Opens in Maine \*\* “Roofless Stand selling cups of coffee opens in Northern State.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/233 "2009-02-27T20:53:43Z")
\*\* Hot Sauce recommendations I Don’t Care How Good It Tastes I’d Never Consider Eating That \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/234 "2009-02-28T12:40:32Z")
\*\*If Marijuana were legalized… Sex… \*\* Well, then; legalization has MY vote ! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/235 "2009-02-28T14:44:10Z")
**Quick! Can anyone give me a list of words A-Z… Without using the letter 'e’** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/236 "2009-02-28T17:09:43Z")
\*\*Just came back from Cuba…a brief review We Made it! \*\* That’s pretty brief ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/237 "2009-02-28T18:27:23Z")
In New Posts \*\*Nuclear Power Hitting the reset button: Tell me your stories of starting over from scratch \*\* If there had been a Watchmen thread there, I could have had a geek trifecta. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/238 "2009-02-28T22:28:48Z")
\*\*Theraped (and other new words) “I don’t want my kids seeing that.” \*\* Well, tough. Reading unusual words will broaden your kid’s vocabulary. \*\*Galaxy Zoo is fun and good for science Selecting an item for aliens that best represents Earth \*\* I have these irritating neighbors . . . just HOW far away is this zoo ? \*\*How much should I pay my friend for letting me stay with her? Sex… \*\* I don’t think that’s legal most places. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/239 "2009-02-28T22:59:13Z")
\*\*This cat is ugly – no, make that OHMIGAWD UGLY!!! “I don’t want my kids seeing that.” \*\* Aww, he’s just trying to be friendly ! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/240 "2009-02-28T23:05:49Z")
A rare one from Great Debates: **25 things which make it hard for me to believe in God The Lies of Sam Harris** Sam Harris: _“Mwa-ha-ha-ha-hah! My evil plot against God is working!”_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=13)