# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/241 "2009-03-01T01:10:48Z")
\*\*Help for Cleaning Up Those Annoying Blood Stains Left After You Murder Someone! Be careful out there! (Posting from hospital.) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/242 "2009-03-01T06:04:15Z")
**What do you consider ‘lazy’?** **Sex…** Oh dear. Perhaps you need to find a new person to have sex with. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/243 "2009-03-01T08:28:11Z")
**I guess I have a kitty overnight guest This cat is ugly – no, make that OHMIGAWD UGLY!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/244 "2009-03-01T13:58:19Z")
\*\*Dear Humanity: In spite of stimulus money, I may get laid off anyway \*\* Humanity doesn’t care. Sorry. \*\*The intellectual failure on the Right is getting in the country’s way. Shut up and sit down! Dumb Evil Motherfucker \*\* Yeah ! Those Righties need a good lecture. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/245 "2009-03-01T15:18:35Z")
\*\*Why did it take so long for China to ascend to the global forefront? Cleaning the basement laundry area \*\* “We’ll ascend to the global forefront, as soon as we’re done with that corner there.” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/246 "2009-03-01T18:12:29Z")
\*\*Things learned from 1950s Sci-Fi movies purpose of pubic hair … \*\* FYI Nude on the Moon was shot in 1961!! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/247 "2009-03-01T21:46:57Z")
**I hate little kids. I’m Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Sorry** The sarcasm is strong in this one. ---
**Author:** ![Alastair\_Moonsong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@Alastair\_Moonsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alastair_Moonsong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/248 "2009-03-01T22:17:01Z")
\*\*Yesterday the dragons were mating. “I don’t want my kids seeing that!” What makes you happy? Environment Canada: Killers of Kittens and Destroyers of Hope\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/249 "2009-03-01T22:47:34Z")
\*\*It Took the Mortician 2 Hours to Remove the Smile From the Deceased’s Face What makes you happy? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/250 "2009-03-03T00:08:31Z")
\*\*What makes you happy? I got the Job I have had 51 jobs… \*\* Yeah…they didn’t make _me_ happy! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/251 "2009-03-03T15:57:20Z")
\*\*What makes you happy? The Pink Dolphin \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/252 "2009-03-03T19:29:27Z")
\*\*Tips for not falling asleep at the wheel Coffee as an age restricted beverage? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/253 "2009-03-03T20:02:48Z")
**I have had 51 jobs… I screwed up on my taxes big time…** That’s a lot of W-2s. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/254 "2009-03-03T21:44:42Z")
\*\* It is snowing. Blech! Snow in Georgia! Yay! \*\* Point/CounterPoint ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/255 "2009-03-03T22:18:19Z")
\*\* Utah - Online Porn Capitol of America “I don’t want my kids seeing that.”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/256 "2009-03-03T23:18:30Z")
**Ask a Gun Enthusiast… How _not_ to handle your college interview** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/257 "2009-03-04T09:14:00Z")
**What makes you happy? Four big men and a little boat** Oookay, whatever floats your… erm, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/258 "2009-03-04T12:05:57Z")
\*\*My cat is insane. Please tell me about yours Cat likes apples. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/259 "2009-03-04T16:37:30Z")
\*\*Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside ‘bong’ I’m a bad kitty daddy 😉 (Catnip content) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/260 "2009-03-04T22:23:06Z")
\*\* It Took the Mortician 2 Hours to Remove the Smile From the Deceased’s Face I got the Job \*\* My condolences [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=14)