# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/261 "2009-03-04T22:39:21Z")
\*\*6,575 days ago today… I got the Job \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/262 "2009-03-04T23:44:29Z")
\*\*It Took the Mortician 2 Hours to Remove the Smile From the Deceased’s Face Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside ‘bong’ \*\* Remember; no matter how good it feels at the time, NEVER smoke a cat ! ---
**Author:** ![Stathol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71e660/32.png) [@Stathol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stathol)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/263 "2009-03-05T00:22:52Z")
**Atheists. What would you accept as evidence of a divine creator?** **The Lies of Sam Harris** I also liked this one: **When is breaking the law defensible?** **Protests in the Electronic Age** It sounds like a 20/20 special. **What is the career path to circus performer?** **Dealing with large dead animals** Uh…dude…if the elephants wind up dead, you’re doing it **wrong**. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/264 "2009-03-05T00:47:22Z")
\*\*What’s behind Door #2? Teeth, & what they come in. With semi-creepy newslink \*\* OK; that door stays SHUT ! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/265 "2009-03-05T08:12:46Z")
\*\*How _not_ to handle your college interview… Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside ‘bong’ \*\* That . . . must have been quite the interview. “Well, what are your qualifications ?” “Take a look at what I did to my cat !” “_AHHH !_” ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/266 "2009-03-05T08:39:00Z")
**little gifts for visitors Well, it’s new truck time.** Say, could you tell me again where it was you were visiting? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/267 "2009-03-05T11:10:22Z")
Cafe Society: **Lyrics that almost everyone gets wrong… Songs about rape** “It’s about grapes, right?” “Oh, _grapes_? I thought he said ‘rate’–like, you know, interest rates or something.” “No, no, it’s ‘ripe’–like, she’s ripe now. All about the girl’s budding new sexuality.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/268 "2009-03-05T15:39:50Z")
\*\*Why do people take off their clothes for intercourse? Self-Consciousness in Public \*\* I am so self-conscious I always keep my clothes on when having intercourse in public. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/269 "2009-03-05T16:07:52Z")
\*\*Dress me! I’m 39 \*\* Heck, no! I’m not your mother! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/270 "2009-03-05T16:21:17Z")
\*\*Soooo, you want to be an agnostic… Grab Your Ankles & Think of Jesus, or, Why I’ve Switched Dr.s (very long & pointless \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/271 "2009-03-05T20:03:39Z")
\*\*Non-Catholics: What are you giving up for Lent? Cutlery. And stuff. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/272 "2009-03-05T23:06:11Z")
\*\*Soooo, you want to be an agnostic… This act of agnostic teenage rebellion was not my idea… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/273 "2009-03-06T12:38:20Z")
**The Monkees? Evil protagonists.** Now I’m a Believer. ---
**Author:** ![lunar\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lunar\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunar_elf)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/274 "2009-03-06T14:12:54Z")
**My cat is insane. Please tell me about yours** **My cat hid my glasses behind the toilet.** MPISMS ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/275 "2009-03-06T16:20:53Z")
\*\* I think this time I really have crossed the “crazy cat lady” boundary My cat is insane. Please tell me about yours \*\* I guess madness is contagious. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/276 "2009-03-06T17:20:30Z")
**Bus Beheading Back in Court Train Service Now between Thailand and Laos** ‘Next time, take the train.’ ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/277 "2009-03-06T21:42:06Z")
In IMHO: **Tiffin Wallahs Should I take my son his lunch?** Just make sure his biryani is hot and don’t skimp on the raita. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/278 "2009-03-06T23:06:14Z")
\*\*Win a contest and piss off Rush Limbaugh Words just don’t exist to describe this Douchebag \*\* Hey, you just need to get close enough to make him mad to win ! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/279 "2009-03-07T01:08:45Z")
\*\*My foot may be fractured… What happens next? Shaped Nuclear Blast \*\* It’s kind of an experimental treatment. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/280 "2009-03-07T20:39:44Z")
\*\*I slept with two 18-year old girls, and my wife left Life is Unfair \*\* Quit your whining ! \*\*Scoopable cat litter? Nastiest chemical ever (Hypergolic with test engineers, asbestos, sand…) \*\* Whoa. Definately switch to another brand of litter before Kitty goes up in flames. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=15)