# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/281 "2009-03-08T03:21:46Z")
\*\*Tell your wacky customer service stories McDonald’s out of McNuggets so woman calls the police \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/282 "2009-03-08T06:02:47Z")
\*\*We’re Finally Moving! Just GO Already\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/283 "2009-03-08T19:53:35Z")
\*\*Do not piss off Jon Stewart How will Character X die? \*\* By pissing off Jon Stewart. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/284 "2009-03-08T20:20:43Z")
\*\* How do I get my cat to eat more? I think this time I really have crossed the “crazy cat lady” boundary. \*\* C’mon Snookums, eat for Mommy! Kittens are starving in Japan. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/285 "2009-03-08T20:33:26Z")
\*\* Water Softener ran for two years without salt - does this matter? Who else has ever done a “Sherlock Holmes” inference in real life? \*\* Look at this, Watson. From these residue levels I’d say that this Water Softener hasn’t been refilled in at least two years! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/286 "2009-03-09T01:13:39Z")
\*\*Go to Hell, Coca Cola de Mexico! Just GO already \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/287 "2009-03-09T02:10:04Z")
**Outfitting a kitchen from scratch - Must Haves Blue Penis** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/288 "2009-03-09T13:33:56Z")
\*\*How do I get my cat to eat more? Foods That Make Your Pets Go Crazy? \*\* Asked & Answered. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/289 "2009-03-09T19:10:20Z")
\*\* BEST physical matches between actor and role Blue Penis Shakespeare Look-alike? The Actor is WAY better looking than the real life person being portrayed in the film \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/290 "2009-03-09T23:44:54Z")
**Dilbert brings pie! "And if you believe that, I’ve got a unicorn to sell you…"** Believe you? I’m not even sure what that means. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/291 "2009-03-10T00:16:59Z")
\*\*London Dopefest - Saturday 14th March Ever Had a Drink Thrown in Your Face? \*\* I think I’ll take a raincheck on \*that \*little get-together. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/292 "2009-03-10T04:23:16Z")
\*\*“What exactly is going on? Is he having a seizure? Is he jacking off at his desk?” The most recent Unwatchable Movies \*\* Whoa; that sounds like a bad movie all right. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/293 "2009-03-10T14:31:03Z")
\*\*How often do you bathe your dog(s)? Ever Had a Drink Thrown in Your Face? weird things your pets do \*\* Bath time, Scout! Scout? What the… BAD Dog, Scout! You’re still getting a Bath! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/294 "2009-03-10T14:53:32Z")
\*\*How often do you bathe your dog(s)? If your pet ran for office… weird things your pets do \*\* Running for mayor won’t get you out of that bath, Scout. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/295 "2009-03-10T18:04:59Z")
\*\*Testicle Wrench Women aren’t the only ones who can be teases \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/296 "2009-03-10T18:35:46Z")
\*\* Foods That Make Your Pets Go Crazy? Moving on after losing your great dog \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/297 "2009-03-10T18:50:01Z")
\*\*“And if you believe that, I’ve got a unicorn to sell you…” I kissed a girl and I liked it!\* \*\* Works better reversed, but you take what you can get. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/298 "2009-03-10T19:02:53Z")
\*\*Blue Penis Big Love 3/8 \*\* So it’s a BIG blue penis, eh ? \*\*weird things your pets do Recommend a computer calendar \*\* “Which one should I buy, Scruffy ? Which one ? Huh ? Huh ?” “WOOF !” “Good choice ! Here’s a biscuit !” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/299 "2009-03-10T23:59:54Z")
Cafe Society: **Things that almost always ruin a movie The Ubiquity of John Ratzenberger** Aw, c’mon, he’s not that bad. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/300 "2009-03-11T00:11:07Z")
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