# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/21 "2009-02-06T21:17:53Z")
**So what does one (well, many) actually DO on a “girls’ night”? One night stand gone bad** ---
**Author:** ![2\_Fat\_Cattle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/838e76/32.png) [@2\_Fat\_Cattle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_Fat_Cattle)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/22 "2009-02-06T23:50:45Z")
**Who’s the coolest?** \*\* Ask the guy who worked in Antarctica\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/23 "2009-02-07T02:39:58Z")
\*\*Cleanest Spot in a Public Restroom: A Thought Experiment I have an ass migraine. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/24 "2009-02-07T06:44:35Z")
The Farce is with me tonight: **I made a young woman cry today. (Recruiter related) Euphemisms for menstruation? Coincidence** And: **I’m doing my bit to stimulate the economy. You? Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital…** And: **Ask the former Mormon missionary (and current atheist) Stop shitting out of your fucking mouth!!!** I think the shitting has stopped at last. (Or has just begun, if you watch _South Park_.) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/25 "2009-02-07T12:23:22Z")
\*\* Euphemisms for menstruation? The Australian Heat\*\* When it gets all red and sticky down under. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/26 "2009-02-07T15:33:54Z")
**Wisconsin Teen Charged With Using Facebook for Sexual Blackmail Hearty nooks, tasty crannies. FELCH MI for a license plate?? I don’t think so!** ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/27 "2009-02-07T15:48:02Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > \*\* Euphemisms for menstruation? > The Australian Heat\*\* > > When it gets all red and sticky down under. Q: What’s red and sticky? A: Baton Rouge ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/28 "2009-02-07T16:05:45Z")
_wah-wah_ (I did actually LOL at **Derleth** ’s find. 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Karyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/fbc32d/32.png) [@Karyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karyn)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/29 "2009-02-07T16:08:52Z")
Stop shitting out of your mouth I’m doing my bit to stimulate the economy - you? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/30 "2009-02-07T18:19:50Z")
\*\* Stop shitting out of your fucking mouth!!! Euphemisms for menstruation? \*\* A vagina is a “fucking mouth.” ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/31 "2009-02-07T23:21:06Z")
Edited to say: I got beaten to it. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/32 "2009-02-08T00:27:25Z")
**So, I was fucking my boyfriend the other day… (sex in non-sex related topics) Please stop fucking, I’m trying to concentrate!** ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/33 "2009-02-08T02:41:49Z")
Dammit, **Biffy** , I just pulled this thread up to post that. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/34 "2009-02-08T03:52:37Z")
\*\*How can I approach this girl in a way that’s not creepy? I made a young woman cry today. \*\* First, stop whatever it is you’re doing now. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/35 "2009-02-08T04:08:44Z")
\*\* How can I approach this girl in a way that’s not creepy? Calling anyone with any type of video camera and an imagination for tall tales!\*\* I’m sorry, but that approach is definitely creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/36 "2009-02-08T04:52:20Z")
\*\*Thought I would finally sign up… What Ought I Have Done? \*\* Depends on whether you brought pie or not… ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/37 "2009-02-08T05:00:52Z")
Or how much you like squids, for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![Vox\_Imperatoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Vox\_Imperatoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vox_Imperatoris)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/38 "2009-02-08T05:12:07Z")
Just wondering, do you “cheat”, or do you only post threads actually located next to each other? Valete, Vox Imperatoris ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/39 "2009-02-08T05:27:01Z")
\*\* Stop shitting out of your fucking mouth! I have an ass migraine. \*\* This is what happens when you stick you head up your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/40 "2009-02-08T06:44:42Z")
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