# The Force is with Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/41 "2009-02-08T13:26:08Z")

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From “New Posts”:

\*\*Things I don’t know how to do…  
Sex Among the Hermaphrodites \*\*

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**Author:** ![troubledwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@troubledwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troubledwater)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/42 "2009-02-08T15:04:34Z")

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**How can I approach this girl in a way that’s not creepy?  
Are there less active serial killers today than in the past?**

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/43 "2009-02-08T15:44:09Z")

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\*\*How do you skeletonize a human body?  
Are there less active serial killers today than in the past? \*\*

Looks like someone is ready to help those numbers go up

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/44 "2009-02-08T16:37:06Z")

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\*\*What keeps the range of UK accents in existence?  
O.J. Simpson’s sock \*\*  
“It’s ‘sawk’!” “No, it’s ‘sahk’!”

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/45 "2009-02-08T18:48:11Z")

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\*\*For those who love the cock: do you find penises visually attractive?  
Do you like your penis? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Bowhunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@Bowhunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bowhunter)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/46 "2009-02-08T21:04:16Z")

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From MPSIMS

Panic! I don’t like TV anymore!  
I can’t drink anymore!?  
Okay, fine. I want to learn to swim.

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**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/47 "2009-02-08T21:52:01Z")

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**First Panic Stop On Scooter  
What Ought I Have Done?  
Panic! I don’t like TV anymore!**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/48 "2009-02-09T03:28:01Z")

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**I went and saw Centralia, PA yesterday…  
What Ought I Have Done?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/49 "2009-02-09T03:44:18Z")

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**Euphemisms for menstruation?  
Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver!**

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/50 "2009-02-09T14:14:07Z")

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**First Panic Stop On Scooter  
Euphemisms for menstruation?**

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/51 "2009-02-09T14:15:00Z")

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\*\*Oh my God - am I turning into Bridezilla?!?!?!

Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/52 "2009-02-09T17:58:33Z")

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**Ladies a Poll, silly things that make a man attractive to you  
Do you like your penis?**

Hey! I am more than just a penis!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/53 "2009-02-09T19:24:13Z")

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\*\* think my wife might be pregnant  
The Kindness of Strangers Thread  
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/54 "2009-02-09T21:21:38Z")

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\*\*Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital…

Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/55 "2009-02-09T21:41:41Z")

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\*\*On turning 60  
I think my wife might be pregnant \*\*

Wow, did she see some fancy fertility doc or something?

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/56 "2009-02-09T22:00:37Z")

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**God, I F** _ing Hate Carrie Underwood  
God, I F_**ing Hate Coldplay  
Please stop fucking, I’m trying to concentrate!**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/57 "2009-02-09T22:17:57Z")

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\*\*Kanicbird. Yeah, It’s probably pointless, but…

Wake the freak up and grab a broom \*\*

Well, it IS from the Pit.  
\*\*Respond to this Anti-Obama Gun Freak

Why aren’t pro-lifers killing abortionists? \*\*

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**Author:** ![troubledwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@troubledwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troubledwater)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/58 "2009-02-10T02:03:55Z")

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**good idea? seeing America by greyhound  
Let’s talk about picking out shelter dogs**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/59 "2009-02-10T02:20:12Z")

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**Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver!  
I have an ass migraine.**

Never turn your back on those guys!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/60 "2009-02-10T02:23:44Z")

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\*\* A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas  
The Force is with Sequential Threads\*\*

It was going to happen eventually.

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