# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Public\_Animal\_No.9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Public\_Animal\_No.9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Public_Animal_No.9)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/61 "2009-02-10T02:58:38Z")
\*\*Local child loses fingers in escalator Treadmill Suggestions? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/62 "2009-02-10T04:16:41Z")
\*\*Mom is having a mastectomy How to lose 25 pounds in 8 days \*\* Unfortunate, but at least her back will probably feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Anaglyph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Anaglyph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaglyph)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/63 "2009-02-10T07:47:43Z")
Just in time for Valentine’s day: **How can I approach this girl in a way that’s not creepy?** **Holy crap, she said "Yes!."** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/64 "2009-02-10T14:17:30Z")
**Ask the weirdo going No-Poo Your Date Smells. Do You Ditch, Tell Them, Or Suffer In Silence?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/65 "2009-02-10T19:54:16Z")
A rare four-fer: \*\* Our cat died last night… Now that he’s gone… I may be developing a problem. We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\* Wow! That doesn’t happen very often! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/66 "2009-02-10T20:09:05Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > \*\* Our cat died last night… > > Now that he’s gone… > > I may be developing a problem. > > We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\* You forgot “Burma Shave.” ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/67 "2009-02-10T23:14:29Z")
**Hey. I Need To Ask Something.** **Where are my keys?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/68 "2009-02-11T02:37:53Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > You forgot “Burma Shave.” Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/69 "2009-02-11T03:34:53Z")
\*\* I Suspect I Have Alzheimers Where are my keys? Coincidence\*\* … I think not! ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/70 "2009-02-11T03:51:20Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > \*\* I Suspect I Have Alzheimers > Where are my keys? > Coincidence\*\* **Ankle surgery this week–what I am forgetting?** You missed the four bagger. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/71 "2009-02-11T09:55:35Z")
\*\*What are you doing for Lent? I’m appealing. Attorneys: ultimate facts/ law v. equity in practice…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/72 "2009-02-11T20:41:14Z")
**Whatever happened to the Malthusian apocalypse? Can a theory be entirely wrong and still make correct predictions?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/73 "2009-02-11T22:10:01Z")
\*\*I need a cheap way to be cheered up Sophomoric fun with high school team name \*\* To be fair, he probably meant cheap and _effective_. \*\* I may be developing a problem. Local child loses fingers in escalator \*\* Whoa ! If that’s what happens while your problem is just “developing”, you’d better stop before you lose the whole kid ! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/74 "2009-02-11T23:26:30Z")
\*\*What’s the most hare-brained scheme you’ve ever seen proposed on a message board? “Must-see” Parts of America on a cross-country drive \*\* Well, I don’t know if it’s THE most hare-brained scheme…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/75 "2009-02-12T07:31:39Z")
\*\*Man’s Body Dragged Through Queens And Brooklyn To Our Austrailian Dopers \*\* So - were they in on it ? And if not, why were they all there ? Suspicious . . . \*\*Unexpected Tasks You’ve Performed For A Loved One Moving to Fresno \*\* Wow, how does that work ? “What’s up, dear ?” “We’re moving to Fresno.” ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/76 "2009-02-12T08:36:55Z")
\*\*What’s the most hare-brained scheme you’ve ever seen proposed on a message board? About walking for fitness. \*\* Eh, I’ve seen crazier. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/77 "2009-02-12T16:07:46Z")
\*\*Fuck UPS. Fucking AT&T!!! Ed, WTF? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/78 "2009-02-12T16:13:41Z")
\*\*“Kokkokokokekko…” On the Power of Jingles Holy crap, she said “Yes!.” \*\* [Who put the “Kok” in the “Kokkokokokekko”? Who was that man, I’d like to shake his hand, he made my baby fall in love with me…](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Put_the_Bomp_(song)) ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/79 "2009-02-12T16:34:54Z")
\*\*Life Lessons You’ve Learned While Dating It looks like I won’t commit adultery this week \*\* That’s a good lesson. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/80 "2009-02-12T17:51:59Z")
\*\*Solution to Financial Crisis Fucking goddamned smelly homeless people on the bus\*\* I’m not really seeing how that would solve the financial crisis. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=5)