# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/81 "2009-02-12T17:59:24Z")
\*\*It looks like I won’t commit adultery this week Mom is having a mastectomy\*\* Wouldn’t that be incest, rather than adultery? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/82 "2009-02-12T19:07:54Z")
\*\*About abortion and child support. stimulus versus waste \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/83 "2009-02-12T19:57:52Z")
**I brought this on myself. Tree debris came through my window. Whee!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/84 "2009-02-12T21:41:22Z")
\*\* Recommend me some vampire books? Pride and Prejudice and Zombies \*\* I said “vampire” dammit. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/85 "2009-02-12T21:48:03Z")
\*\* Hey! What happened to all my pistachios? Moving to Fresno \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/86 "2009-02-12T23:51:21Z")
\*\*To Our Austrailian Dopers I fail at life. (I didn’t know what a ‘rimshot’ was until just now) \*\* Hey, share with us all, not just our Australian members. \*\*Phelps after bong hit One night stand gone bad \*\* That sounds like a story I’ll avoid. \*\*Yo Pagans! Check this out. Mr. Lincoln turns 200 \*\* And if you turned to the True Faith, \*\*you too \*\*could live to be 200 ! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/87 "2009-02-13T00:20:23Z")
\*\*Jizz In My Pants Share your culinary epiphanies \*\* Where’s the pan-fried semen thread when you really need it? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/88 "2009-02-13T00:41:23Z")
**Man’s Body Dragged Through Queens And Brooklyn** **Happy Birthday Charles Darwin!** And there’s also: **Happy Birthday Charles Darwin!** **Court Ruling: Innoculations NOT a cause of Autism** ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/89 "2009-02-13T02:46:32Z")
**Selma Hayek’s Boobs Save The World So disgusting, yet so delicious…** ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/90 "2009-02-13T02:58:00Z")
**Tree Debris came through my window. Whee!** **Life Lessons You’ve Learned While Dating** “Always make sure your girlfriend isn’t telekinetic, you’ll spare yourself window damage after you break up.” ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/91 "2009-02-13T03:17:45Z")
\*\*One night stand gone bad I brought this on myself.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/92 "2009-02-13T03:44:12Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Where’s the pan-fried semen thread when you really need it? [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=198659). (Hey, since I was looking it up for another thread…) ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/93 "2009-02-13T04:33:34Z")
**Is Obama’s Approval Rating Going to Plunge into the Toilet at Record Speed?** **These are the best of times** **The Republican Party will come back; the conservative movement will not** You know, people could at least give him a few months, but nooooooo… ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/94 "2009-02-13T07:50:26Z")
Jizz in my pants So disgusting, yet so delicious… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/95 "2009-02-13T08:38:58Z")
What Should I Do With My Mustache? Menstruation etiquette. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/96 "2009-02-13T12:54:39Z")
\*\*Salma Hayek’s Boobs Save The World Containers TOO Nice to Throw Out? \*\* Why . . . yes. Yes they are. \*\*Mr. Lincoln turns 200 Twenty Frickin’ Thousand, Baby! \*\* Now THAT’S one-upmanship. How were those Neanderthals, anyway ? \*\*Interesting Diabetes info from my primary care physician India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink \*\* - gag \* Somehow I don’t see that going over well in the US; “Unfortunately, your diabetes means you should not drink Coca Cola any more. Fortunately, I can recommend an alternate brand . . .” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/97 "2009-02-13T13:56:57Z")
Comments on Cecil’s Columns has this Valentine’s Day gift: \*\*Calories in Semen Becoming a eunuch Sex Among the Hermaphrodites \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/98 "2009-02-13T16:07:42Z")
\*\*Solution to Financial Crisis a god who is not a bastard\*\* I suppose a god _could_ solve the financial crisis… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/99 "2009-02-13T16:48:42Z")
**Plane crash in Buffalo, New York. The World’s Top 10 Scariest Airports** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/100 "2009-02-13T18:42:54Z")
\*\*Something weird just happened India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink \*\* That’s pretty weird, alright. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=6)