# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/101 "2009-02-13T19:47:41Z")
With all due respect to Mom: \*\*Mom is having a mastectomy Salma Hayek’s Boobs Save The World \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/102 "2009-02-13T20:59:19Z")
\*\*Something weird just happened Rise of Starbucks…\*\* Well, it didn’t _just_ happen, but it is fairly weird. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/103 "2009-02-14T03:45:21Z")
**Salma Hayek’s Boobs Save The World Just Sayin’ Thanks** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/104 "2009-02-14T04:12:47Z")
\*\*What’s wrong with the stimulus Children arrested for child pornography \*\* See what happens with too much stimulation ?! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/105 "2009-02-14T16:07:03Z")
From New Posts: \*\* Job Interview Clothing Issue A dog’s act of protest Dress it up, Scout! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/106 "2009-02-15T00:35:46Z")
**Something weird just happened So, someone just made his ex-wife pregnant** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/107 "2009-02-15T03:35:55Z")
\*\*India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink Your Daily Squee \*\* Personally, I don’t want it AT ALL, much less daily. \*\*Is it just me or… A dog’s act of protest \*\* It’s probably just you. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/108 "2009-02-15T04:02:34Z")
Elipsis trio: \*\*Father at 13… Uh-oh, I just realized… Is it just me or… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/109 "2009-02-15T08:18:41Z")
\*\*Why Shouldn’t I Move To New York? Is it unreasonable to be apprehensive about sharing saliva with gay men? \*\* Yes, it’s unreasonable. New York gays aren’t especially prone to tongue kissing random bystanders. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/110 "2009-02-15T09:25:40Z")
MPSIMS: **What inexplicable thing has happened to you? Father at 13…** Clearly, this country has a crying need for better sex education. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/111 "2009-02-15T11:33:50Z")
\*\*Zoinks, dougie\_monty, what’s your problem? Pants don’t fit me! \*\* Hey, either lose some weight or go shopping. Either way, chill a little, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/112 "2009-02-15T11:42:43Z")
\*\*Ask the child support officer Father at 13… \*\* The good news is, you’ll be off the hook at an age when many people haven’t even started… ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/113 "2009-02-15T15:59:23Z")
\*\*Life Lessons You’ve Learned While Dating Uh-oh, I just realized… (I am drunk) \*\* You just _now_ realizing that ?! **My mom believes in magic Oooh! A Flying Motorcycle!** That is truly magical. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/114 "2009-02-15T17:29:00Z")
\*\* Oooh! A Flying Motorcycle! India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink \*\* It’ll never fly. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/115 "2009-02-15T17:34:56Z")
\*_Ask the [former] acidhead_ What’s the point.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/116 "2009-02-15T18:00:51Z")
\*\*What’s the point. What do I do here?\*\* You might do a search for the ‘What is Existentialism’ thread. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/117 "2009-02-15T21:03:23Z")
\*\*WoooHooo! First time down Gun barrel!(ski run) I broke my butt.\*\* Yup, that can happen. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/118 "2009-02-15T22:20:03Z")
\*\*India to Launch a Cow-Urine Soft Drink What’s the point. \*\* Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/119 "2009-02-15T22:25:19Z")
MPSIMS: _Ask the [former] acidhead What inexplicable thing has happened to you? Seen any fireballs fall from the sky lately? I have._\* “Hey, quit gloating - I haven’t been able to find Uncle Sidney since 1999.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/120 "2009-02-16T03:19:48Z")
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