# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/121 "2009-02-16T04:24:29Z")
\*\* What inexplicable thing has happened to you? I broke my butt. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/122 "2009-02-16T06:55:39Z")
\*\*My mom believes in magic My new fortress of solitude \*\* So Mom makes you move into a fortress just to uphold her medieval fantasies ? Harsh. Does she make you wear a hooded black cloak too ? \*\*Poll For Conservatives Is it unreasonable to be apprehensive about sharing saliva with gay men? \*\* Well, we already know the answer to that one. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/123 "2009-02-16T17:42:38Z")
**What inexplicable thing has happened to you? I’m dreaming of a Straight Dope…** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/124 "2009-02-16T21:48:27Z")
**So, someone just made his ex-wife pregnant I really need a favour…** Either someone has already done you one, or you’re looking for vengeance. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/125 "2009-02-17T01:05:58Z")
\*\*What do you call your parents? Queen of Town is henceforth known as Euryphaessa. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/126 "2009-02-17T13:01:15Z")
\*\*My Latest Kitchen Disaster Another DoperBaby Born… yaaaay… \*\* I knew that the whole home birthing thing was asking for trouble ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/127 "2009-02-17T13:40:36Z")
Wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/128 "2009-02-17T14:46:49Z")
**The Fleshlight (adult theme) How should we spend our tax refund?** Why not? After all, I just spent a full year getting screwed by the govt… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/129 "2009-02-17T14:51:47Z")
\*\*The appeal of House. What series was the best from the beginning? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/130 "2009-02-17T19:00:10Z")
**Moo-ha-ha vs. bwa-ha-ha Clean words that sound dirty** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/131 "2009-02-17T20:45:08Z")
I really need a favour… Clean words that sound dirty Share your most obscure “Wow! You Tube had exactly what I was looking for!” Color pictures of Nazi Germany ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/132 "2009-02-17T20:53:27Z")
**Do Harvard grads do this? Why would you lie about too much salt in the beans?** The perfect match. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/133 "2009-02-17T22:21:54Z")
\*\*So What’s the Worst Crush You Ever Had? Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital…\*\* That’s a pretty bad crush all right. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/134 "2009-02-17T22:32:33Z")
\*\*Clean words that sound dirty Sleepydick, sleepydick. How I hate thee, sleepydick. \*\* \*\*The Hater Olympics Color pictures of Nazi Germany \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/135 "2009-02-18T01:13:21Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > \*\*The Hater Olympics > Color pictures of Nazi Germany \*\* And they win all the events ! ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/136 "2009-02-18T05:54:05Z")
\*\*What baby names _should_ have been popular ten years ago? Poverty or Chastity \*\* Why is that, pray tell? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/137 "2009-02-18T13:43:10Z")
\*\*Chinese “Mistress Contest” Goes Horribly Wrong Chicago’s online Hookers \*\* So those Chinese girls just couldn’t take the competition from Chicago, eh ? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/138 "2009-02-18T15:13:18Z")
\*\*Clean words that sound dirty Chicago’s online Hookers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/139 "2009-02-18T16:27:48Z")
**Chicago’s online Hookers** **Mini ChiDope anyone?** Well, if they’re online, do we even _need_ to get together? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/140 "2009-02-18T16:42:57Z")
\*\* What fresh kitty hell is this?? Integrating two cats from separate households \*\* (I eliminated one thread between these – but I think it’s worth it) \*\*Etymology of the phrase pee-yu What does English sound like to people who don’t speak it? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=8)