# The Force is with Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/141 "2009-02-18T22:58:47Z")
\*\*Stuck in Germany: what to do on the weekends? Sex Sans Condom \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/142 "2009-02-18T23:04:00Z")
**What is the first thing you remember? Color pictures of Nazi Germany** :eek: **Mad Science “I have balls like atom bombs, two of them, 100 megatons each. Nobody fucks with me.” Life Lessons You’ve Learned While Dating** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/143 "2009-02-19T06:57:38Z")
**Where is that beeping coming from?! Chinese “Mistress Contest” Goes Horribly Wrong** The producers failed to disarm the tracking collars in time, leading to another season of “Reeducation Through Arranged Marriage” without a clear winner. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/144 "2009-02-19T09:55:43Z")
Chicago’s Online Hookers Christian Panties ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/145 "2009-02-19T16:49:38Z")
\*\*Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself Sex Sans Condom \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/146 "2009-02-19T16:53:54Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\*Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself > Sex Sans Condom \*\* Heh. Now it’s: **Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself How do you treat YOUR blocked nose Sex Sans Condom** The old nasal penetration trick… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/147 "2009-02-19T20:26:14Z")
\*\*Poverty or Chastity Faith (or lack thereof) \*\* Whatever Happened to **Hope**? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/148 "2009-02-19T22:07:56Z")
**Best dumb criminal stories Fred Phelps banned from entering UK** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/149 "2009-02-19T22:49:12Z")
\*\*Sex Sans Condom Silly Things That Make a Man/Woman Unnatractive To You \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/150 "2009-02-20T01:07:08Z")
\*\*Today I hate virtually everyone in the world today is the best day \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/151 "2009-02-20T02:24:59Z")
In the Pit: \*\*Get… off… the… roooooooooad. Get off the road. No really. I mean it. Before you kill people. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/152 "2009-02-20T03:25:07Z")
\*\*What inexplicable thing has happened to you? So basically, a 16yo prostitute came knocking on my door. \*\* “But officer, it was inexplicable!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/153 "2009-02-20T03:33:47Z")
\*\* A list of things you can do without breaking any of the 10 commandments On Cuddling \*\* 11th: Thou Shalt Not Cuddle ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/154 "2009-02-20T04:25:26Z")
\*\* I Dodged a Bulllet Genius chimp shot by police \*\* Yeah, but they got the chimp. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/155 "2009-02-20T04:28:49Z")
**I’ve read all the Flashman books Burn Notice** Were they really that bad? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/156 "2009-02-20T04:36:02Z")
In New Posts: **How do you treat YOUR blocked nose Pickled herring** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/157 "2009-02-20T05:55:35Z")
**Ask the child support officer So What’s the Worst Crush You Ever Had?** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/158 "2009-02-20T06:52:14Z")
\*\*today is the best day This? Today I hate virtually everyone in the world \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/159 "2009-02-20T07:01:45Z")
\*\*I Dodged a Bulllet Genius chimp shot by police \*\* Poor guy was in the wrong place at the wrong time. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/160 "2009-02-20T17:16:12Z")
\*\*I MUST have this t-shirt Worst Purchase Ever \*\* \*\*What inexplicable thing has happened to you? Bottom-Shaking, Micro-Skirted Abbot Flees Temple with Posse of Ladyboys \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527.md?page=9)