# The Force is with Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527 "2009-02-05T04:02:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/161 "2009-02-20T17:30:38Z")

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\*\*Is inflation a given?  
Nadya Suleman and Her Octuplets \*\*

In that case, yes her inflation was a given.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/162 "2009-02-20T17:34:20Z")

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**How to be single at 42?  
18 Children…**

Well, that’s one way to _stay_ single at any age.

**So basically, a 16yo prostitute came knocking on my door.  
First Kiss**

[Why don’t you have a seat over there?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hansen)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/163 "2009-02-21T06:03:31Z")

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**Nadya Suleman and Her Octuplets  
Aborting gay fetuses**

Good lord! How many were in there to start with?

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/164 "2009-02-21T08:33:41Z")

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**Today I hate virtually everyone in the world  
Damn you Brits!**

Some more than others, I see.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/165 "2009-02-21T09:19:59Z")

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\*\*Finally, a boss who kinda gets current financial situation

I need help staying calm \*\*

Yes, it IS exciting I bet.  
\*\*500 Good Deeds

Fred Phelps banned from entering UK \*\*

That’s one . . .

\*\*Sitting at home, needing to be cheered up.

Bottom-Shaking, Micro-Skirted Abbot Flees Temple with Posse of Ladyboys

today is the best day\*\*

See ? All you needed was some entertainment !

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/166 "2009-02-21T09:33:26Z")

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**18 Children…  
What inexplicable thing has happened to you?**

Well, see, honeypie, when he puts his pee-pee in your… oh well, kinda late now I guess

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/167 "2009-02-21T16:10:49Z")

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From “Last Posts”:

\*\*What are friends good for?  
Jealousy \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/168 "2009-02-21T19:35:53Z")

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**A list of things you can do without breaking any of the 10 commandments  
This?**

I don’t know – step aside so I can see.

\*\* Ok man up…Admit it who was wrong about the whole plane on a treadmill thingy…

Scramble to save Vulcan - Appeal

\*\*

So if the Vulcan is on a treadmil…

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/169 "2009-02-21T20:42:33Z")

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**A list of things you can do without breaking any of the 10 commandments**

**This?**

Og, no not _that! Anything but that!_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/170 "2009-02-21T21:27:14Z")

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**What do we do in Australia?  
Gay Fetus Intervention**

Personally, snorkeling or diving would be higher on my list.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/171 "2009-02-21T23:38:05Z")

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\*\*How do you treat YOUR blocked nose  
What to do when doctors disagree? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/172 "2009-02-22T02:30:52Z")

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\*\*Ask the guy with a book coming out in five days

Worst Purchase Ever \*\*

You know, you’re REALLY undercutting your writing career talking like that.  
\*\*I need help staying calm

The Nappy Cannon \*\*

- POOM ! \*

- WHAP ! \*

Calmer now ?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/173 "2009-02-22T03:35:46Z")

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**Ask the guy with a book coming out in five days**

**My friend has written a great fantasy novel. How should he publish?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/174 "2009-02-22T05:06:59Z")

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From the Forums page:

**2009 SDMB Fantasy Baseball  
Gay Fetus Intervention**

That’s just mean.

I’m getting a lot of mileage out of the Gay Fetus title. Hm… Mileage… Biofuel…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/175 "2009-02-22T09:40:34Z")

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**I really need a favour…  
Ask the guy with a book coming out in five days**

Won’t he be a little busy, what with the book launch and all?

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/176 "2009-02-22T16:11:32Z")

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\*\*something to think about  
This? \*\*

Be more specific, please.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/177 "2009-02-22T18:10:51Z")

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How do you define good acting, directing, screenwriting?  
The “I Hated Juno” thread

No comment.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/178 "2009-02-22T18:46:28Z")

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Two Great Possibilities with the same thread title:

\*\*I really need a favour…

Ask the guy with a book coming out in five days

\*\*

\*\*  
Ask the guy with a book coming out in five days

So… I am suddenly a lard-butt now?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/179 "2009-02-22T19:09:18Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
>
> \*\*I need help staying calm
> 
> The Nappy Cannon \*\*
> 
> - POOM ! \*
> 
> - WHAP ! \*
> 
> Calmer now ?

_GUFFAW_ Thanks for that.:D:D:D

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-force-is-with-sequential-threads/484527/180 "2009-02-22T20:31:05Z")

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\*\*We are so full of ourselves…  
The Nappy Cannon \*\*

You’re full of it, the nappies are full of it.

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