# The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419 "2003-11-15T13:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/21 "2003-11-15T18:33:17Z")
Fortunately, an undead zombie **CAN’T** be killed you nitwit, so I just get back up and punch her right back down and send her in a package to the north pole where she is eaten ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/22 "2003-11-15T18:37:38Z")
I used death in the context of what happens to the undead when there time in an undead state is ended so your still “dead” (reincarnation?) ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/23 "2003-11-15T18:41:20Z")
Fortunately, I used half of my money to create a million immortal clones of myself that **cannot** be killed, repeat, **CANNOT** be killed! ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/24 "2003-11-15T18:44:58Z")
your clones arent killed but they fall to pieces anyway you see the cloning technique used was unstable and basically YOUR DEAD cant you just accept it? ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/25 "2003-11-15T18:47:40Z")
Yes, but my souls live on, a million and one to be precise, and so seek revenge and so end up killing EVERYONE ON EARTH! **MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/26 "2003-11-15T18:50:45Z")
but then no-one can reply and so your souls become lonely and all take there own lives (or what ever a soul has that can be taken to end its existance you pedantic \*\*\*\*\*) also im not even on earth right now so i can still reply but i dont and so that above happens ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/27 "2003-11-15T19:00:15Z")
Fortunately I spared all the members of this message board and sent them all of to live on Mars. As for myself, my evil souls asked for a favour from the devil who brought back to life myself and so the moment I was reincarnated I created a million million clones of myself who now control Earth, who are immortal, who don’t want to commit suicide and who won’t fall to pieces and can’t have anything done to them by BigDaiv cos the moment BigDaiv comes within a light-year of the Earth he will be obliterated and deleted from existence in this dimension. **NOW PISS OFF!!!** ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/28 "2003-11-15T19:05:33Z")
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**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/29 "2003-11-15T19:06:40Z")
(I meant to say that specifically to BigDaiv, not to all of you) ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/30 "2003-11-15T19:16:35Z")
Right let’s get one thing clear, me and BigDaiv are truce now, so it can carry on as normal. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/31 "2003-11-15T19:18:18Z")
i never realised we were at war ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/32 "2003-11-15T19:19:19Z")
but yes let us carry on as normal ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/33 "2003-11-15T19:20:01Z")
We have done the last 16 posters…everyone else must have realised something was going on… ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/34 "2003-11-15T19:25:47Z")
Right, so the last event to happen was that I had taken over the world with my million and one clones (that cannot be killed) and all of you had been safely transported by me to live on Mars. And I decided to let BigDaiv stay in this dimension…please continue with an “unfortunately.” ---
**Author:** ![mambozzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@mambozzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mambozzy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/35 "2003-11-15T22:37:52Z")
Unfortunately, everyone (except me, apparently) has lost all forms of interest in this thread, spacing out somewhere around post #12. Your made-up universe is nothing without an audience. In the words of **RCracer** : **MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!** ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/36 "2003-11-15T22:44:31Z")
Fortunately, I don’t actually care, cos I asn’t expecting this thread to ggo far anyway…ah well. Thanks BigDaiv, you helped me a lot. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/37 "2003-11-15T22:54:53Z")
Unfortunately, the mods are keeping a close eye on you and your ilk, and if you kill one more thread, you’re outta here! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/38 "2003-11-15T23:01:56Z")
Fortunately, it wasn’t directly my fault as some certain person decided to kill me and my thread so I had to obviously come up with the strangest and stupidest ideas in order to keep on going. Any idea you come up with to solve the problem of the fact that you’re dead is going to be strange. ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/39 "2003-11-15T23:08:40Z")
Fortunately, it wasn’t directly my fault as some certain person decided to kill me and my thread so I had to obviously come up with the strangest and stupidest ideas in order to keep on going. Any idea you come up with to solve the problem of the fact that you’re dead is going to be strange. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419/40 "2003-11-15T23:09:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by RCRacer_ > I used half of my money to create a million immortal clones of myself that cannot be killed, repeat, CANNOT be killed! Unfortunately, the mods consider said clones to be sock monkeys, and therefore, they are not allowed to post to the SDMB. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fortunately-unfortunately-game/213419.md?page=3)