# The Frankenstein's Doper thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718 "2004-05-12T02:44:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/1 "2004-05-12T02:44:00Z")
You are a 19th century mad scientist. Combine two (or more) Dopers’ names to create a new Monster Doper! Examples: \*\*Creaky + CrankyAsAnOldMan = CreakyAsAnOldMan TellMeI’mNotCrazy + CrazyCatLady = TellMeI’mNotCrazyCatLady Boyo Jim + yojimbo+ Lynn Bodoni = Boyojimbodoni \*\* Go! Create more minions! Soon, we will have an army, and take over the WORLD! MUuahahaahahaahaa… I mean, um, what names would you put together? ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/2 "2004-05-12T03:50:40Z")
Hm. Jenaroph the Mercotan? FairyChatLieu? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/3 "2004-05-12T04:26:36Z")
That’s the spirit! saramamalana + Danalan + Helena = saramamalananalanelena! It’s ALIVE! ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/4 "2004-05-12T16:46:50Z")
Eve + Jarbabyj = Evebabyj ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/5 "2004-05-13T00:01:31Z")
Annie-Xmas + c\_carol = Xmas\_carol ? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/6 "2004-05-13T00:32:49Z")
**c\_carol** , admit it. You’ve just been _dying_ to use that one, haven’t you? 😉 scout1222 + Astroboy14 = Astroboyscout ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/7 "2004-05-13T01:41:47Z")
Polycarp + Princhester = Polyester 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/8 "2004-05-13T01:53:27Z")
Mnementh and mnemosyne: mnem&mnem ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/9 "2004-05-13T03:01:08Z")
\*\*Skerri + SanguineSpider = SkerriSpider \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/10 "2004-05-13T12:10:48Z")
I take gteat comfort in knowing that _nobody_ can do _anything_ with my name. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/11 "2004-05-13T12:26:43Z")
Bosda + owlofcreamcheese = Bosda Di’Chi of cream cheese? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/12 "2004-05-13T12:36:18Z")
swampbear + Dung Beetle makes for all kinds of creatures. swampdung, beardung, swampbeetle, bearbeetle, dungbear, beetlebear (comic strip name!). Hell, we’d be a whole series of cheesy monster movies! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/13 "2004-05-13T12:39:19Z")
**Silverfire & Coldfire** = Burl Ives singing “Silver & Cold.” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/14 "2004-05-13T12:44:25Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > Polycarp + Princhester = Polyester This is my favourite so far (followed very closely by Mnem&mnem). KneadToKnow + bluecanarie + Askia = KneadToKnow CanIAskia ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/15 "2004-05-13T12:47:03Z")
Siege + Rue DeDay = Siege DeDay. Bosda + Supernova = “Blame It On The Bosda Nova.” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/16 "2004-05-13T13:49:12Z")
> [@Dung Beetle](#): > > Bosda + owlofcreamcheese = Bosda Di’Chi of cream cheese? Feeble & pathetic. \ No soup for _you!_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/17 "2004-05-13T13:50:22Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Bosda + Supernova = “Blame It On The Bosda Nova.” AH! Sublime! **swampbear** --I am not worthy!!! 🆒🆒🆒🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/18 "2004-05-13T13:53:18Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > I take gteat comfort in knowing that _nobody_ can do _anything_ with my name. 😛 You didn’t say _not_ feeble and pathetic! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/19 "2004-05-13T13:55:00Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > AH! Sublime! > > **swampbear** --I am not worthy!!! 🆒🆒🆒🆒 What can I say? I’m just a big ol’ hairy ray of sunshine. Faeriebeth + Avabeth = Oh shoot! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/20 "2004-05-13T14:07:30Z")
I’m not clever enough to come up with my own, but I’d like to point out a contest based on a similar idea, in the Washington Post’s [Style Invitational](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A48275-2004Apr3.html). Winners [here](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A59784-2004May1.html). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718.md?page=2)