# The Frankenstein's Doper thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 12, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718 "2004-05-12T02:44:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/41 "2004-05-15T02:44:03Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Me and Mauvaise = …uh…

Geoffry Maucer? Flying Maucer?

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**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/42 "2004-05-15T07:12:11Z")

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**Moody Bastard** + **Homebrew** = Moody Brews

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/43 "2004-05-15T07:37:00Z")

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Angua + Ava = Guava cookies

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/44 "2004-05-15T10:18:18Z")

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**Beauty Personified** + **Never to be Queen** = **Beauty Queen**

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/45 "2004-05-15T10:30:16Z")

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> Bosda + owlofcreamcheese = Bosda Di’Chi of cream cheese?

How about **Bosda Cream Di’Chise**? 😉

**Master Wang-Ka** + **Dung Beetle** = **Wang Dung**

**Angua** + **cuahtemoc** + **Whack-a-Mole** = **Whack-a-guacuatemole**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/46 "2004-05-15T12:30:55Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> twickster + ArrMatey! + furt + kiz =\*\* twicks Arr fur kiz\*\*

Good one! No, really, this is a completely unbiased opinion!

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/47 "2004-05-15T18:54:13Z")

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**lowblow** + **AllShookDown** = lowDown  
**Backwater Under\_Duck** + **BubbaDog** = Under\_Dog

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/48 "2004-05-16T00:35:41Z")

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**ZombieAteMyBrain** + **Eats\_Crayons** = **ZombiesAteMyCrayons**

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-frankensteins-doper-thread/244718/49 "2004-05-16T02:43:33Z")

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\*\*Earl Snake Hips Tucker \*\* + **My Darn Snake Legs** = **My Darn Snake Earl Hips Tucker Legs**?  
Or something.

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