# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/301 "2003-02-07T06:57:04Z")
Neve see me around here ever. Damnit, doesn’t anybody care? Won’t someone please just love me? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/302 "2003-02-07T07:00:36Z")
And then some stupid asshat nazifuck Mod has to make it so you can only post every 60 seconds, so that toadhumping koboldlover **Fucky Screwmer** gets the chance to totally ruin my brilliant vision. Way to go. I hope you’re happy. No, wait, I actually hope you drown in rivers of flaming dragon piss. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/303 "2003-02-07T07:08:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > **And then some stupid asshat nazifuck Mod has to make it so you can only post every 60 seconds, so that toadhumping koboldlover Fucky Screwmer gets the chance to totally ruin my brilliant vision.** Ruined your vision? Just do it until you need glasses. [Tom Servo]Boy, have one litter of toads and people just won’t let it go.[/Tom Servo] > [@](#): > > Way to go. I hope you’re happy. > > No, wait, I actually hope you drown in rivers of flaming dragon piss. Err … would the dragon be flaming, or the piss? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/304 "2003-02-07T07:30:27Z")
Either way is fine with me. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/305 "2003-02-07T07:44:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*Hay, thos links dont werk. \*\* Ha, ha - madja click.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/306 "2003-02-07T13:56:30Z")
Oh, my lord, you guys are stupid. I only hang around here to show you all what utter mormons - er, morons - you are. You think you’re such geniuses, all “Fighting Ignorance” or whatever. Yeah, well fight this, chugmonkeys!!.. 1. 2+2 = 5 2. Michael Jackson was the nineteenth president 3. the third -gry word is “agry”, as in “I agry with that statement” 4. Where’s my beer? And FURTHERMORE, I hate you all, I hate your pets, I hate your aunts and uncles, and I even hate your truth-stomping, dogshit-sucking shoes! _smacks other Dopers with gauntlet_ I demand satisfaction! Choose your second! Kn(Huzzah!)ckers ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/307 "2003-02-07T14:03:14Z")
Roses are blue , Violets are scarlet. You are a Straigt Doper, **Yo’ Momma’s a Harlot!** Tank Youse, Tank Youse. I’ll be heres all week, ya know? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/308 "2003-02-07T14:16:55Z")
:wally ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/309 "2003-02-07T14:26:53Z")
Yes, I can see LOTS of very intelligent, well-phrased arguments here. Or not. Such a lot of losers. And I want my gauntlet back. Too cold out to only be wearing one glove. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/310 "2003-02-07T14:43:44Z")
Hey **Kn(useless-fucking-pile-of-dog-shit)ckers**, turn around and bend over and I’ll give you your fucking gauntlet back. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/311 "2003-02-07T15:10:40Z")
Careful! She likes that kind of thing, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/312 "2003-02-07T15:53:37Z")
Screw you both sideways with porcupine quills. So what if I like a gauntlet in the ass? Does that make me a bad person? Jebus, it’s not like I sniff otters or anything. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/313 "2003-02-07T15:58:26Z")
Hate the otter sniffing not the otter sniffer? Why, I otter… !!! ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/314 "2003-02-07T16:04:07Z")
Xenu has SPOKEN! You will all be fed beans and rice until you explode! I will kill you all with J. Travoltas chin! And my enormous blastafyer will scorch the very ground on which you stand. If you are not on the ground then beware! A worse fate awaits. Carrot and NCB are still commies! Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor look out, I showed Xemu your post. As for you Pukey Schumer, I found some crack whores and they’re putting some ass roses on yer dear departed’s grave as I write this To borrow an expression from my little girl, you are all Cow Pookey. (please as a side note, flame me not her. I know I brought her into this and I love her but she did drown) ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/315 "2003-02-07T16:06:25Z")
With gasoline as a lube, fuck you with an aids infected, rusty wire brush! ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/316 "2003-02-07T16:11:50Z")
Can’t you two stop obsessing about otters for one goddamn minute? I’m trying to insult you! Evidently, you’re too brain-damaged from otter-snorting to keep a fucking thought in your microscopic minds. **tunabreath** , I’m not even going to dignify your waste-of-bandwidth post with a response, except to say that you really need to come up with something better than a slang word for a follower of a particular economic system as an insult, you listless pile of scabby bird droppings. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/317 "2003-02-07T16:15:21Z")
I like to pee in America! Toilets for me in America! The Restrooms are free in America We all like to wee in America! I like to sit in a nice John. I know a bidet you can get on. Nice paper towels in America, Everyone showers in America, Crapping for hours in America, Scented by flowers in America! Blue and white tiles in a nice John. No smelly puddles to slip on. Everyone goes in America, Kind on the nose in America; Sewage it flows in America **Lieu** ’s butt it blows in America! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/318 "2003-02-07T16:16:25Z")
**Tunabreath** - being fed beans and rice is fine with me, as long as it isn’t maggoty rice. Having flashbacks to Page 3. And I’m still not a Hershey squirt. YOU however, are a duck-bellied, kudzu-growing apewalrus from hell. **NCB** - Somehow, I’m not surprised that you otter. Typical. Just typical. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/319 "2003-02-07T16:18:19Z")
And **bippy** , that was the dumbest piece of juvenile potty humor I’ve ever read in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/320 "2003-02-07T16:21:58Z")
Why thank you **Kn** a **ckers** || **Kn** i **ckers** || **Kn** o **ckers** I am honoured 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=17)