# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/321 "2003-02-07T16:25:28Z")
commies! stinko pinko commies! Being fed beans and rice may not make you blow up and kill you in and of itself. It’s the special buttplug attachment that will do you in. Have we met? I’m kinda sensative about my duckbelly. Kudzu, the commie vegitable! Bippy? Laugh in? next we’ll see you fall over on your trike right? I won’t and you can bet yer sweet bippy on that! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/322 "2003-02-07T16:36:34Z")
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah **Kn\*ckers** blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah **Viva** blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah **carrot** blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah **Bippy** blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 😃 **pal** blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah **tunaman** blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah **Bosda** blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah **2trew**! So there! :rolleyes: 😛 :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/323 "2003-02-07T16:38:58Z")
Wow, **NoClueBoy** , that certainly was a useful and thought-provoking post. I am so glad you shared that steaming pile with us. Asshat. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/324 "2003-02-07T16:43:24Z")
carrot you moron! get your intergalactic Xenu hyper-translator out. he said he’s an ass wipe and he’s sorry for bothering me, but happy to say fuck you to the rest. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/325 "2003-02-07T16:57:18Z")
FTR, I was using voice actuated word processing software, and apparantly, my computer is more than a little fed up with me. I shouldn’t have to read to it Herbert’s _Destination: Void_ or _The Jesus Incident_. Gave it ideas about AI, I see now… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/326 "2003-02-07T16:59:43Z")
Err, what language did he say that in, **tunastinkingsonofabitch**? Because what I heard was a lot of “Blah blah blah I’m the subway-licking spawn of Satan blah blah and **tunabreath** is stupid blah blah but **Kn\*ckers** is a goddess and you should all listen to her”. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/327 "2003-02-07T17:06:38Z")
Xenu will kill you all ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/328 "2003-02-07T17:10:09Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Yes, I can see LOTS of very intelligent, well-phrased arguments here. Or not. Such a lot of losers. > > And I want my gauntlet back. Too cold out to only be wearing one glove. \*\* Jacko off. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/329 "2003-02-07T17:18:22Z")
**Tunabreath** , leave Xenu out of this. If you can’t fight your own battles, get out of the kitchen. Assclown. [sub]I know I’m not supposed to admit it, but this thread is hilarious, and **Pucky** ’s Jacko remark made me laugh out loud[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/330 "2003-02-07T17:23:09Z")
**tunabreath** , I don’t know how many times I have to tell you this, but your invisible friend Xenu is absolutely no fucking help in killing anyone. Got it? ItShut up. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/331 "2003-02-07T17:24:09Z")
fuck you bitch! when you hear a knock or a ringing doorbell… I don’t need Xenu, Xenu just wants to keep me happy. the stupid fuck. Beware my burp for it has power beyond measure. explain jacko off ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/332 "2003-02-07T17:34:18Z")
Ah, the time has come. **tunabreath** has decided that pounding on the keyboard like one of the proverbial monkeys will serve him better than his otter-addled brain. And you can stop threatening people with your gas, fuckstick. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/333 "2003-02-07T17:48:12Z")
the lasers from j. travoltas chinn (one ne for each chin) will turn you all back into the crispy fried little morsels of fly shit that you are. Xenu gave them to him. I trained him. I have no need for fingers, keyboards or computers as I am Thetan supreme. I got the gold in the '88 Olympics Otter 1000! WARNING! H Bomb strength tunabreath can kill planets if not used according to directions listed on back label. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/334 "2003-02-07T20:20:49Z")
Nice to see this thread has devolved into 5 people circle jerking each other. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/335 "2003-02-07T20:29:52Z")
Nice of you to join in, **elf6c**. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/336 "2003-02-07T20:30:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > \*\*Nice to see this thread has devolved into 5 people circle jerking each other. \*\* Six. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/337 "2003-02-07T20:34:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tunabreath \* > **As for you Pukey Schumer, I found some crack whores and they’re putting some ass roses on yer dear departed’s grave as I write this.** _That’s_ the spirit. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/338 "2003-02-07T20:36:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tunabreath \* > \*\* > explain jacko off \*\* We have to explain to you how to jacko off? What a jacko off. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/339 "2003-02-08T01:23:46Z")
2trew: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/340 "2003-02-08T03:18:36Z")
Hey grocery store idiot. No, not you, the other guy. Don’t pay with a motherfucking check when there are 6 people in line behind you. Or if you do pay with said check, please have a conceptual understanding of how it works before you try it and cumulatively waste over 15 minutes of other people’s time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=18)