# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/341 "2003-02-08T06:30:21Z")
\*\*NoClueBoy: \*\* “No more blah blah blah!” Bonk bonk on your head, you frikkin’ freak! I’m sure a complete loser dumbass geek like you will know _exactly_ what I’m talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/342 "2003-02-08T06:56:43Z")
_yawn_ Y’all still playin’ in here? It’s over. Go home. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/343 "2003-02-08T07:07:45Z")
He’s right. Take a walk, read a book, cook a meal, sniff an otter, whatever it is that you do when you’re not doing this, just go and do it. Except you, vivalostwages. I know what you do when you’re not doing this, and have alerted your local authorities and they WILL arrest you if you ever do it again. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/344 "2003-02-08T07:44:31Z")
If it’s “over” then what the fuck are YOU doing here, Nader? Uh huh, thought so. :putz: ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/345 "2003-02-08T07:48:18Z")
If it’s over, I want to thank Opal for a thread that was glorious, GLORIOUS. I hurt something in my neck laughing. Oh, and everyone, Jacko off. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/346 "2003-02-08T07:55:03Z")
Maybe we could do this every couple of months, just as stress relief. It’s nice to be able to gratuitously attack people in a friendly way, and I’m really happy with some of the new insults I’ve learned. Okay, some of them are of limited use in real life (the average man in the street not really getting being called a “Ryan Liam smelling otter sniffer”), but most of them are useful and some are sheer poetry. Thanks, **OpalCat** , it was one hell of a ride. Bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/347 "2003-02-08T08:16:41Z")
Nice code there, **Opal** :rolleyes: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/348 "2003-02-08T08:32:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > \*\*Maybe we could do this every couple of months, just as stress relief. It’s nice to be able to gratuitously attack people in a friendly way, and I’m really happy with some of the new insults I’ve learned. > > Okay, some of them are of limited use in real life (the average man in the street not really getting being called a “Ryan Liam smelling otter sniffer”), but most of them are useful and some are sheer poetry. > > Thanks, **OpalCat** , it was one hell of a ride. > > Bitch. \*\* What _were_ you going to do before I screwed it up? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/349 "2003-02-08T08:48:23Z")
Ah, sorry. I did the really long final paragraph about how I was leaving and would never be back, then four posts about how I was really leaving, and I was going to end with the one at the top of this page, “Never see me around here ever. Damnit, doesn’t anybody care? Won’t somebody please love me?”. That was the punchline, it was supposed to just be me all alone in the thread posting over and over that I was leaving and then finally breaking down. You know, the way that people who repeatedly threaten to leave a board actually just crave the attention they get from making the threats? Your post, where you called me a thread killing assmunch, got in RIGHT BEFORE MY PUNCHLINE! It totally killed the effect, here’s somebody giving me the (negative) attention I was crying out for right before the big breakdown where I flat out begged for attention. Fortunately, dopers are smart enough to see what I was going for, and I did get to use my flaming dragon piss line, which I ripped off from the insane homeless drug abuser in the movie “Miracle Mile”. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/350 "2003-02-08T14:52:39Z")
“Bonk Bonk! On the head!” is from _Miri_, a Star Trek (TOS) episode where a preadolescent girl falls for Captain Kirk’s oh so obvious charms. I resent the implication you pretentious bitch. Stop using “historical documents” to faccilitate your head hunting witchery. **Vivalostwages** aptly describes this under paid, over rated TV whore. **2trew** needs a sticky ststing that name calling isn’t nice, so stop it, waa waa waa. **Putzy Schumer** is a preadolescent girl. FTR, I flaming dragon piss on all things Star Trek. I would rather watch “a very special Pokemon,” where Ash comes out, if that hasn’t already happened. I hope I hurt someone’s feelings. ---
**Author:** ![bettyspaghetti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@bettyspaghetti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bettyspaghetti)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/351 "2003-02-08T16:58:02Z")
WTF? This should be stickied! Right next to that pitiful plea for understanding! ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/352 "2003-02-08T17:40:54Z")
[stimpy] I like AARON! He is my FRIEND! I like **HIM** AND **HIM!** \*\*HE likes ME… and I _LIIIIIKE_ I LIKE HIS AUTOGRAPH!!! IT IS A NICE PICTUUUUUUUUUURE!!! \*\* ::tongue rips out:: [/stimpy] ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/353 "2003-02-08T17:45:29Z")
[Dark Helmet] Broccoli! I HATE broccoli! [/Dark Helmet] ---
**Author:** ![bettyspaghetti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@bettyspaghetti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bettyspaghetti)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/354 "2003-02-08T19:07:07Z")
Its called \*\* board dope sum bitch\*\* thats wth that means! My twin’s head is sitting right next to me on my shoulders and she’s pissing me off! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/355 "2003-02-08T19:08:17Z")
My SUV’s exhaust smells like otter ass. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/356 "2003-02-08T19:19:24Z")
Oh. My bad… I didn’t mean [stimpy] -I meant **Killer Ka-DOOOOOOOOOGAN!** ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/357 "2003-02-08T20:06:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***Putzy Schumer** is a preadolescent girl. > \*\* I’ve known Captain Kirk. Captain Kirk was a friend of mine. And you, NoClueBoy, are no Captain Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/358 "2003-02-08T21:02:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > **Your post, where you called me a thread killing assmunch, got in RIGHT BEFORE MY PUNCHLINE! It totally killed the effect, here’s somebody giving me the (negative) attention I was crying out for right before the big breakdown where I flat out begged for attention.** Sorry 'bout that. But let me be the first to say that “thread killing assmunch” would **NOT** be a good band name. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/359 "2003-02-09T05:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*“Bonk Bonk! On the head!” is from _Miri_, a Star Trek (TOS) episode where a preadolescent girl falls for Captain Kirk’s oh so obvious charms. > > I resent the implication you pretentious bitch. Stop using “historical documents” to faccilitate your head hunting witchery. > > **Vivalostwages** aptly describes this under paid, over rated TV whore. > > **2trew** needs a sticky ststing that name calling isn’t nice, so stop it, waa waa waa. > > **Putzy Schumer** is a preadolescent girl. > > FTR, I flaming dragon piss on all things Star Trek. I would rather watch “a very special Pokemon,” where Ash comes out, if that hasn’t already happened. > > I hope I hurt someone’s feelings. \*\* * * * Oooooh, I’m soooooo hurt. :rolleyes: I’ll bet it took you all day just to figure out how to spell my name right. You obviously couldn’t spell “stating” correctly because even your spellcheck knows how much you blow. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/360 "2003-02-09T05:45:21Z")
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