# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/361 "2003-02-09T06:30:07Z")
Don’t mind me. I just like posting “thread killing assmunch” at the ends of threads. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/362 "2003-02-09T06:36:34Z")
It’s nice that they’ve found you something to do between treatments. Oops, now that isn’t the end of the thread anymore, is it? Guess you’ll have to come back again. This is, btw, in no way meant to be retaliation for your having posted “thread killing assmunch” directly after one of my posts in two different threads in less than 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/363 "2003-02-09T06:42:39Z")
Jesus, this thing still going? I was afraid to come back after posting some weird crap whilst I was was drunk a few days ago… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/364 "2003-02-09T06:52:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Jesus, this thing still going? > > I was afraid to come back after posting some weird crap whilst I was was drunk a few days ago… > > 🙂 \*\* Jesus does not answer your questions on thread longevity. On such things Scripture is silent. I just gotta say it. Thread killing assmunch. It trips off the tongue. **Thread killing assmunch. Thread killing assmunch.** Oh, to be in Paris in **Thread killing assmunch** time. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/365 "2003-02-09T06:57:34Z")
Heh heh, Pucky got lectured, Pucky got lectured! ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/366 "2003-02-09T06:59:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > \*\*Heh heh, Pucky got lectured, Pucky got lectured! \*\* Stop it! Do you hear, stop it! No fair. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/367 "2003-02-09T07:00:15Z")
Crap, that was funnier when it was just astro and not a mod shutting down the whole thread. Cross thread in-jokes: not as good an idea as they look. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/368 "2003-02-09T07:02:32Z")
#@(@#\*&@(_#&@#(\*&@_#$(@ to everyone here who doesn’t like me. So there. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/369 "2003-02-09T07:06:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > \*\*Crap, that was funnier when it was just astro and not a mod shutting down the whole thread. > > Cross thread in-jokes: not as good an idea as they look. \*\* I learned **that** the hard way. I’ll go have my meltdown now. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/370 "2003-02-09T07:08:07Z")
Careful, **Pucky** , a warning and then a final warning in two separate threads, all within a few minutes. Maybe you should just take a break for a while. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/371 "2003-02-09T07:10:18Z")
I hear ya. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/372 "2003-02-09T07:11:31Z")
Hamsterfetishist\_X, you need to get your keyboard fixed. When you wrote “I want to perform anatomically unlikely obscenities before cheering crowds of schoolchildren and donate the profits from the video sales to everyone here who doesn’t like me”, the first part came through kind of garbled. This thread is making me feel like Michael Corleone. “Every time I think I’m out…” ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/373 "2003-02-09T10:51:29Z")
Way back in this thread, I said to **Consuela Bobuela** : > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > **But you shouldn’t take anything in _this particular thread_ seriously.** And then I had to go and say to **Pucky Schumer** : > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > **Seriously.** I should pit myself. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/374 "2003-02-09T11:13:02Z")
Only if you can lick your own balls, **Desmostylus**. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/375 "2003-02-09T11:28:18Z")
No, I can’t, **Darth Nader**. Bite me. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/376 "2003-02-09T11:51:08Z")
Can’t you find someone closer to Sydney for that, **Des**? Gosh, I’m not sure _anyone_ has ever bitten through the entire planet and hit their intended target on the first try. What if I hit Paul Hogan by mistake? (shudder) ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/377 "2003-02-09T12:05:27Z")
Coward, hiding under your desk. What is it that you’re afraid exactly? It’s not the licking thing, is it? Besides, Paul Hogan is about 600 miles from here. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/378 "2003-02-09T12:17:49Z")
I stand by my record. I’ve been for ball-licking since day one. And it’s very nice under my desk, I have blinky lights and lava lamps. How far away is Kylie Minogue from you? Maybe I’ll risk it. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/379 "2003-02-09T12:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \* > **I have blinky lights and lava lamps.** Tinfoil hats, too, no doubt. Haven’t seen Kylie for a while. She did an underwear launch last week from London. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/380 "2003-02-09T12:31:22Z")
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