# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/21 "2003-02-05T08:29:54Z")
JEEBUS CHRIST ON A SNOWMOBILE don’t you have yer own board for things like this? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/22 "2003-02-05T08:30:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > **Michael** : I’ll explain it to you like you’re an eight year old, because you obviously have shit-for-brains: Fuck off. \*\* OH YEAH? WELL YOU CAN FUCKING GO AND FUCKING LICK MY FAT FLATULENT AUNT’S USED TAMPONS YOU NAZI DOUCHE BURGER!!!11 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/23 "2003-02-05T08:31:05Z")
Don’t let the door hit you. Oh we’re all going to CRYYYY now that 2trew is gone. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/24 "2003-02-05T08:32:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \* > \*\*JEEBUS CHRIST ON A SNOWMOBILE don’t you have yer own board for things like this? \*\* I’ll post wherever the fuck I want to, asshole. If you don’t like what you see here, you can go start your own board. You and 2trew can go to your own little playground and prance around in tutus singing showtunes for all I fucking care. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/25 "2003-02-05T08:33:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by OpalCat > Just where the hell do you get off? You don’t know a goddamned thing about me! Maybe if you’d shut your fucking yap for three seconds you would learn something. Jesus H Fucking Christ on Purple Harley Davidson. Judging from the SHIT you have been spouting in this thread, I think we can safely assume you are too fucking stupid for this planet. Where the fuck do you get off, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/26 "2003-02-05T08:34:49Z")
OG DAMN YOU ALL, FLAME ME MORE GODDAMNIT!!! GOTCHYA YA!! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/27 "2003-02-05T08:35:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\* Where the fuck do you get off, anyway? \*\* I stayed on for the whole ride, but apparently YOU got off one stop before the Clue Station. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/28 "2003-02-05T08:36:28Z")
Michael Ellis give it a fuckiing rest already. NO ONE THINKS YOU ARE FUNNY ok?? If you could see the shit they write about you in chat maybe you’d begin to see the fucking light. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/29 "2003-02-05T08:37:18Z")
OG SMITE! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/30 "2003-02-05T08:40:06Z")
**Opal** : Who the fuck died and made you Emperess of the fucking world? Why don’t you go and have a frontal lobotamy: I gaurentee you IQ will fucking DOUBLE. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/31 "2003-02-05T08:40:33Z")
**samarm** , so now all otter sniffers belong in cages? How very enlightened of you. **OpalCat** , everything I need to know about you is painfully obvious from the OP. Oh, and I don’t sing show tunes and if that pustulent chunk of deliquescent fecal matter calling itself Darth Nader showed up at any board I was on, I wouldn’t even bother to log out, I’d just destroy my computer with any available heavy objects rather than suffer it to be contaminated any further. This time I’m gone for sure. You won’t have 2trew to kick around any more, you vile fuckards. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/32 "2003-02-05T08:41:25Z")
I know who I **wish** had died. [sub]Opal is going to bed now and will continue to melt down tomorrow.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/33 "2003-02-05T08:44:51Z")
Manny of you people are just TOO STUPID FOR WORDS. ItShut Up. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/34 "2003-02-05T08:45:51Z")
poor opal. she used to be a hottie… ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/35 "2003-02-05T08:46:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*\*\*FUCK YOU LIKE A RUSTY BEDSHEET, BOB SCENE! YOU WERE ADOPTED AND CIRCUMSIZED BECAUSE THE HOLY BOOK OF TRETAFONT TOLD ME SO IN IT’S NATIVE LANGUAGE!!! \*\* LOL! U R so gay LOL! OMFG! And I traced your IP address with a virus I installed on your piece-of-shit excuse for a computer. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! Now, could a mod please close this thread before my feelings get hurt again? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/36 "2003-02-05T08:49:37Z")
**Pulls up an armchair and cracks open a soda.** :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/37 "2003-02-05T08:50:27Z")
Quick, somebody do something in really obnoxious 733t. I would, but I can’t even spell l337. Oh, and [Bob Scene], why don’t you just run home to Mommy and cry rather than call in the evil overlords who run this place? Oh, yeah, because she doesn’t like you. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/38 "2003-02-05T08:50:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \* > \*\*Now, could a mod please close this thread before my feelings get hurt again? \*\* WAAAAH! MODS! I WET MYSELF! COME CLEAN IT UP!! STUPID |\_|N133+ fuxx0r. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/39 "2003-02-05T08:50:57Z")
There was a time when she would have tested very high on the strokibility scale. Memories… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/40 "2003-02-05T08:51:34Z")
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