# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/381 "2003-02-09T12:36:31Z")
So how far did it (the underwear) go? Oh, and lest **Opal** check in-- Despite what your childhood chums told you, your mother really isn’t that good in the sack, you might want to expand your horizons, **Des**. (upon preview, you beat me to the punchline, dammit!) ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/382 "2003-02-09T12:49:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \* > \*\*(upon preview, you beat me to the punchline, dammit!) \*\* What did you expect, I should give you a break already? Tinfoil hat boy. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/383 "2003-02-09T13:03:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*What did you expect, I should give you a break already? Tinfoil hat boy. \*\* Oh, what I would DO for a good tinfoil hat! All we get over here is this crappy aluminium stuff. Can I be Tinfoil Hat Boy? Pleeease? Oh, and I’ve moved, **Des** , just for you. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/384 "2003-02-09T13:11:43Z")
That’s just way too cool for _this_ thread, **Darth Nader**. I can’t think of a single insulting thing to say. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/385 "2003-02-09T13:16:25Z")
Someone will… ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/386 "2003-02-09T13:17:11Z")
One time I followed this chick off a bus and tried to scare her by looking all menacing…uh, when I say “followed” I mean I kept 4 blocks behind her and she never knew I was there…I mean, I had her purse…no, her wallet…okay I didn’t have anything of hers but she really deserved it because she’s a child molester…okay she’s not really a child molester but she deals cocaine…okay not even that she’s just a bitch. And I didn’t follow her. And she’s my best friend’s mom. No, I mean she’s my mom. And I wasn’t trying to scare her I mean I was just following her. Except I wasn’t. And I had her purse but I didn’t have anything of hers. And I didn’t know her. And she didn’t know I was following her but I scared her good! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/387 "2003-02-09T13:17:36Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/388 "2003-02-09T13:23:23Z")
AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! Great fucking timing, **Nocturne**! In no way does my last post of the 😃 have anything to do with that awful wad of child molesting theft and drug dealing stalker incest… Fuck it, I still have my new tinfoil hat. All is good. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/389 "2003-02-09T13:27:24Z")
I really wish you knew what I was referencing with that post. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/390 "2003-02-09T13:30:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*One time I followed this chick off a bus and tried to scare her by looking all menacing…uh, when I say “followed” I mean I kept 4 blocks behind her and she never knew I was there…I mean, I had her purse…no, her wallet…okay I didn’t have anything of hers but she really deserved it because she’s a child molester…okay she’s not really a child molester but she deals cocaine…okay not even that she’s just a bitch. And I didn’t follow her. And she’s my best friend’s mom. No, I mean she’s my mom. And I wasn’t trying to scare her I mean I was just following her. Except I wasn’t. And I had her purse but I didn’t have anything of hers. And I didn’t know her. And she didn’t know I was following her but I scared her good! \*\* 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/391 "2003-02-09T13:34:55Z")
Holden Caulfield playing GTA Vice City, right? What do I win, **Nocturne** , topless pics of Walter Cronkite? Aww, crap, now **Libertarian** is in here. Can’t we all get back to the ball licking? ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/392 "2003-02-09T13:38:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*I really wish you knew what I was referencing with that post. \*\* Just give him the link. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/393 "2003-02-09T13:41:17Z")
We don’ need no stinkin’ links! ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/394 "2003-02-09T13:43:24Z")
[QUOTE_Originally sniveled by Demostylus_ Just give him the link.[/QUOTE] No! I don’t have to do what you say! I’m living a free lifestyle! I’m not bourgeois like you! I don’t have to do what anyone tells me to do! Everyone but me is a LOSER. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37697](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37697) Don’t think I did that because you asked me to! I’m a FREETHINKER, not a bourgeois pig. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/395 "2003-02-09T13:44:39Z")
I messed up my coding on PURPOSE, you fuckers. It was ARTISTIC. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/396 "2003-02-09T13:51:16Z")
Mmmmm. Good art. Try feces on canvas next, I’m sure that in time your work will be right up there with the sculptures found in my cat’s litterbox. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/397 "2003-02-09T13:51:35Z")
Since my post is _obviously_ superior to the bland prattle-tattle of the stumbling, grubby mutts who provided the other, less worthy posts in this thread, I declare myself the winner! **Cecil** shall crown me with Laurel Leaves, & I shall have the rest of you sent to the salt mines, or thrown to the lions, or the bears or the Red Socks or something. Sod Off! You pratts! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/398 "2003-02-09T14:11:04Z")
Holy crap! This last page sucks! You guys have really lost your creativity. Forget to eat your Wheaties this morning? Really, I expected better. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/399 "2003-02-09T14:20:16Z")
**Opal** , how shall I throttle thee? For your small, perhaps, voyeuristic sudden drive-by posts? O, how the many folks are angry. Perhaps, if one might be so bold: **POST IN YER OWN FRIKKIN THREAD MORE OFTEN THAN TO SAY YER NOT HAPPY WITH IT!** Silly bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/400 "2003-02-09T14:25:35Z")
Okay, now I’m suddenly inspired to be insulting again. So, **OpalCat** , how does it feel to run a board where **Guin\_Stalker** posts? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=21)