# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/421 "2003-02-09T20:05:00Z")
You tryin to say “Capice?” Well, don’t cuz you’re hurtin my ears. Good day. I said, “Good day!” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/422 "2003-02-09T20:12:12Z")
None of this matters, you twisted, jabbering scumbags. **Because I win.** We’ve already settled that. So stop shrieking and clawing like junkies at the ankles of your mental, moral, physical & aesthetic betters, you flatworms! ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/423 "2003-02-09T21:28:50Z")
Thanks. _Thanks a lot_. Here I’m supposed to be going to the _grocery_, but NOOOOOOOOO. I’m glued to the computer, reading your INANE, childish drivel, you guys SUCK at anyways, while my CHILDREN are STARVING, puling little whiney things, I \*don’t know why they are always \*EATING with the eating thing, my GOD I just fed them 3 DAYS ago. WELL thanks a LOT I am just saying when the DHS comes to put me in the **jailhouse** its all YA’LLS fault and I’m gonna get ya when I get out. With all yer cryin and bitchin and LIKE you knew how to cuss somebody out. You are gonna WISH that \*\*\*Fatal Instinctive Attraction Sniffin Otter Butted Goat Felching \*\*\* movie was just a JOKE. But it is your **sentence** for LIFE I am telling ya, yall bunch of Tort-Feasers !!! you can all just take a flyin’ fuck at a slow-rollin’ do-nut, THAT’S all. Bob Dole **WILL** be visiting you shortly. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/424 "2003-02-09T21:56:04Z")
**Hail fellows, well met.** The humor on this thread has been exceedingly witty and erudite. I commend everyone for their deportment. The sterling nature of these ripostes have left me with nothing to add, save my plaudits and admiration. I can think of nothing negative to add, not even the most picayune quibble. I _certainly_ have not seen any thread killing, as much as I looked for it. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/425 "2003-02-09T22:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*So I am just going to take my ass munching, ball licking, rat felching and otter sniffing comments and go home. > \*\* I _wondered_ what all that spontaneous cheering in the street was about. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/426 "2003-02-09T22:50:17Z")
Dear Pucky: Fuck You. No really assmunch. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/427 "2003-02-09T22:55:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*Dear Pucky: > > Fuck You. No really assmunch. \*\* Now OpalCat need not worry on the level of discourse here. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/428 "2003-02-09T23:01:41Z")
Myyyyy assmuch has a first name, Its P-U-C-K-Y, My assmunch has a second name, Its S-C-H-U-M-E-R, Ooooh, I love to sing it everyday, And if you ask me why I’ll saaaaaaaaay… 'Cuz Pucky Schumer is today My favorite assmunch in the USA. Thank yew, thank yew… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/429 "2003-02-09T23:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pucky Schumer \* > \*\*Now OpalCat need not worry on the level of discourse here. \*\* Why I do declare that sounds like you are threatening to tell Opal on me. OH MY GAWD NOOOOOOOoooooooo. Please won’t somebody think of the children. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/430 "2003-02-09T23:40:55Z")
No need to tell me, I’ve been watching you pretty fucking close already, you human snail trail! I can’t believe that you would show your face in this thread, actually. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/431 "2003-02-09T23:59:25Z")
:races all over and through the thread laying down super thick n slimey snail trail in her path: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/432 "2003-02-10T00:57:35Z")
:::scatters rock salt::: ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/433 "2003-02-10T01:01:37Z")
and a yummy trail indeed! with otter scent and chunks of… well, um, chunks. pyukey screwmer is a randy dandy one, without all that pansy-assed(munching) make-up he would actually llook like a woman instead of some street walking crack head transvestite penis tasting, scrotum sniffing, elbow deep throating, t-shirt collecting, curb sitting, up the skirt leaf looker! (shudder) CALL THE POLICE! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/434 "2003-02-10T01:08:20Z")
…theres a madman around. Run him down, underground, to a dive bar, in a west end town. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/435 "2003-02-10T01:46:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*…theres a madman around. Run him down, underground, to a dive bar, in a west end town. \*\* [PetShopBoys] What have I? What have I? What have I done to deserve this?[/PSB] ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/436 "2003-02-10T01:50:52Z")
[PSB]You take me to a restaraunt, on Broadway, to tell me who you are.[/PSB] A fellow Pet Shop fan… marry me Mermaid! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/437 "2003-02-10T01:52:17Z")
Oops… now why isn’t my damn edit button working!? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/438 "2003-02-10T02:31:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > \*\*Myyyyy assmuch has a first name, > Its P-U-C-K-Y, > My assmunch has a second name, > Its S-C-H-U-M-E-R, > Ooooh, I love to sing it everyday, > And if you ask me why I’ll saaaaaaaaay… > 'Cuz Pucky Schumer is today > My favorite assmunch in the USA. > > Thank yew, thank yew… \*\* What’s this? Can’t you do anything right? This hardly scans at all. Try again: Myyyyy assmu **N** ch has a first name, Its P-U-C-K-Y, My assmunch has a second name, S’H-U-M-E-R, Oh, you can eat me every day, And if you ask me why I’ll saaaaaaaaay… 'Cuz Pucky Schumer is today The best assmunch of USA. There. Much better. Assmunch. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/439 "2003-02-10T02:39:09Z")
I don’t feel good. What kind of chunks were they bitch? ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/440 "2003-02-10T02:41:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tunabreath \* > \*\*and a yummy trail indeed! with otter scent and chunks of… > well, um, chunks. > pyukey screwmer is a randy dandy one, without all that pansy-assed(munching) make-up he would actually llook like a woman instead of some street walking crack head transvestite penis tasting, scrotum sniffing, elbow deep throating, t-shirt collecting, curb sitting, up the skirt leaf looker! > > (shudder) CALL THE POLICE! \*\* Tunabreath, what the _hell_ got into you? I have never, _never_ collected t-shirts. Wait for it. Wait for it. Assmunch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=23)